Archive for March, 2016

Best I Can Figure, This is Real

March 29, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Okay, I don’t know if you’ve seen this but on Easter Sunday morning, somebody snuck into Central Park and left this.

 

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Yeah, it says, “Made American Hate Again.”

A spokesperson for the park says that it was removed shortly after it was discovered.  The same cannot be said of the actual Donald J Trump.

Thanks to Meredith for the heads up.

Because If Anybody is Discriminated Against, It’s White Republican Christians

March 28, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Christians own the franchise on the right to discriminate.  By God, they can hate whoever the damn Prince of Peace tells them is inferior.

 

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Republican Governor Nathan Deal apparently didn’t get baptized in deep enough water because he’s vetoing a bill that legalizes discrimination but only if you’re a Christian.

Georgia Gov. Nathan Deal on Monday said he will veto legislation shielding opponents of same-sex marriage, after a groundswell of opposition from companies threatening to boycott the state if it became law.

The Republican announced his decision during a news conference in his office at the Georgia Capitol, saying, “I have examined the protections that this bill proposes to provide to the faith based community and I can find no examples of any of those circumstances occurring in our state.”

So, it wasn’t out of the goodness of his heart.  Deal operates like any other Republican – you gotta threaten his pocketbook.

Thanks to John for the heads up.

Holy Crap: Glenn Beck Edition

March 28, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Glenn Beck has gone full Jesus Wizard over Ted Cruz.

Glenn thinks that Ted has been anointed.

I have prayed about it by myself, out loud, in quiet, with my family, with my staff, and I happen to believe that Ted Cruz actually was anointed for this time. Would there not be someone that was in the pool that might have the right qualifications for God? Is he that disinterested in all of us? Or is it perhaps possible that just like in the Bible, people were raised from birth for a specific time?

Yeah, just like in the Bible.  Just. Like. It.

I think he’s going to start start selling Ted Cruz prayer rugs.

I’m anxious to hear what side Glenn takes on rodent sex and copulating with Donald Trump.  I suspect he’s for it.

Thanks to Carl for the heads up.

 

 

Things I Don’t Like To Think About

March 28, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

  1. What 12 year old boys talk about in the locker room.
  2. What calamari looks like before they cook it.
  3. That time Thelma tried to make okramole.
  4. This.

Gov. Chris Christie coached Donald Trump prior to the final GOP presidential debate and is becoming a key conduit to the candidate for policy experts, donors and potential backers who now believe he will be the Republican nominee, NJ Advance Media has learned.

A member of Christie’s inner circle confirmed the governor took time from his 30th wedding anniversary vacation in Florida to help Trump with “debate prep” at the real estate mogul’s Mar-A-Lago resort in Palm Beach on March 9, a day ahead of the last Republican debate in Miami.

Those two meeting together exceeds my gross index by about 50 IQ points.

 

Lysistrata Lives!

March 27, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Rumor has it that the rumors about Ted Cruz cannot possibly be true because there are not five women in America who would do the sparkin’ thing with him or, and this can be proven, if he’s even in the same room.

Trump_ScumdogIt’s my theory that the only reason Donald Trump gets laid is because … do I need to finish that sentence?  No, I do not.

But Trump’s luck runs out in the lady department when it comes to other men.  Team Trump is simple not rich enough to buy super-models.  Hell, they are barely rich enough for a Big Mac.  And their luck with women is fixing to run out.

The “Vote Trump, Get Dumped” movement invites women opposed to Trump to “Join us by wielding your influence.”

“Until Trump is defeated, we don’t date, sleep with, or canoodle with Trump supporters,” a manifesto on its website reads.

Team Trump: where men are men and sheep are scared.

Thanks to Craig for the heads up.

Hey! user Rick!

March 25, 2016 By: Primo Encarnación Category: Uncategorized

You rock, man.

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Brilliant!