There’s a perfectly good reason that Donald Trump is not releasing his taxes.

You wouldn’t understand them.  Because, I guess, you’ve ever paid taxes.

“You would have a bunch of people who know nothing about taxes trying to look through and trying to come up with assumptions on something they know nothing about. It would be foolish to do,” Eric Trump said in an interview with CNBC.

His other kid jumps in, too.

“He’s got a 12,000-page tax return that would create … financial auditors out of every person in the country asking questions that would detract from [his father’s] main message,” Trump Jr. said in an interview with the Pittsburgh Tribune-Review published Wednesday.

And his main message is You Cannot See My Taxes.

On the other hand, I do suspect that the fact Trump doesn’t pay taxes would distract from his message.  They got that part right.  And that, my friends, would be easier to find that the pitcher’s mound in Yankee Stadium.