September 15, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
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My name is Susan DuQuesnay Bankston. I live in Richmond, Texas, in the heart of Tom DeLay's old district. It's nuttier than squirrel poop here.
I am honored and privileged to know Miss Juanita Jean Herownself, hairdresser extraordinary and political maven. Since she does not have time to fiddle with this internet stuff, I type her website for her and you can read it if you want to. If you don't, she truly does not give a big bear's butt.
A lot of what I post here has to do with local politics, but you probably have the same folks in your local government.
This ain't a blog. Blogs are way too trendy for me. This is a professional political organization.
He’ll probably release his tax returns (a one page form stating they were the greatest tax returns ever) on Judge Judy.
1Both sides released medical records today…
(/snark)
2Fuhgeddaboudit, Donnie. We don’t need your gastroenterologist’s report to confirm that you’re full of it. Now patter on down the hall to have “Dr.” Phil certify your lack of mental health. Don’t forget your cancer screening with Michelle Fiore to demonstrate your selection of “experts.”
3Claire McCaskill has THE final word on this pair, “One snake oil salesman makes promises to another. “Dr. Oz pledges to avoid questions Trump ‘doesn’t want to have answered””
4Believe me… I’m healthy.
Believe me… I’m rich.
Believe me… I care.
Believe…
Macy’s.
A little early for Christmas but what the hell.
5It makes perfect sense. Trump’s campaign is Reality TV and so, releasing such because the audience clapped him into doing so is part of the hype.
6So, Trump weighs in at 236.
Give him an enema, and he should drop to 180.
7I read somewhere else that he weighs in at a hefty 267 for his 6’2″ frame … he’s a lard-ass regardless!!
8Another lie? Lucky for Trump he doesn’t weigh another 5 pounds. According to the National Institute of Health he’d go from ‘overweight’ to ‘obese’.
9I look at the Veep choice first. Anything can happen even with the healthiest candidate, but the Veep choice matters, and I think very little of Trump’s choice.
10Carol, just remember who’s third in line and probably still will be after November: Paul Ryan.
Whoever wins better have a good food taster.
11I just wish that Dr Oz had had the gumption to let Trump know that he (Dr Oz) is one of those terrifying Muslims that Trump wants to expunge from American society, and then started to expose him as the racist elitist fascist demagogue that he is. It would have made Dr Oz a national hero.
12Marcia, he originally claimed to weigh 198, he was almost 70 lbs of BS wrong
13Jorge..Dr Oz is a slimy goat just like Trump…he’ll endorse anybody and anything for the right price.
14Jorge, if Oz did that he would lose all of his sponsors. Poor, poor Doctor Oz! Sigh!
15Juanita Jean, really? “Why didn’t Clinton release her’s to Dr. Seuss?” “her’s”, really?
16Lunargent, to paraphrase Christopher Hitchens’ remark on Jerry Falwell, if someone gave Trump an enema, he’d fit in a matchbox.
17Rhea: Love this: “… if someone gave Trump an enema, he’d fit in a matchbox.”
18My first and best laugh so far this morning!!
Doc Oz (not to be confused with Doc Oc from Spiderman even if they are both cartoon characters) has been in the sights of this blogger for quite some time.
http://scienceblogs.com/insolence/2016/09/16/when-two-conspiracy-mongering-scammers-form-a-mutual-admiration-society/
19Don’t A, that’s an excellent link. Thanks.
20I think we may have met our surgeon general if Trump wins.
21Sadly, Ted Geissel (Dr. Seuss) is dead. If she released them to him, his name would be added to the Clinton death list.
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