January 06, 2021 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
Ya’ll, there’s live pardons out there. You can print one for yourself or gift one to a friend who has done something horrible, like actually rooting for the Astros.
Just click right here. Open it in a PDF and add the name of your choice. You might just keep one in your pocket for things yet done because you never know.
This guy does not get one.
Thanks to Randall for the heads up.
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My name is Susan DuQuesnay Bankston. I live in Richmond, Texas, in the heart of Tom DeLay's old district. It's nuttier than squirrel poop here.
I am honored and privileged to know Miss Juanita Jean Herownself, hairdresser extraordinary and political maven. Since she does not have time to fiddle with this internet stuff, I type her website for her and you can read it if you want to. If you don't, she truly does not give a big bear's butt.
A lot of what I post here has to do with local politics, but you probably have the same folks in your local government.
This ain't a blog. Blogs are way too trendy for me. This is a professional political organization.
lol Don’t need a piece of paper signed by Donnie*. However, the template could be useful, if the signature line is blank. Flowers and dinner out, maybe Jane would sign one for me if I slipped it into the card?
1The given: Debit pardon cards available for only $100,000 (The amount said felon or traitor would spend on legal billings, tax audits, offshore shenanigans etc.)
2Hey! Mitch is wearing girl clothes! Please note that!
3Watching the chaos Trumpf incited on the steps of the capital and the police rushing mother’s boy Pence out of the senate floor. This is mob insanity. The entire senate is next.
4Where’s the national guard??? Fucking Trumpf.