You, Too, Can Have A Pardon
Ya’ll, there’s live pardons out there. You can print one for yourself or gift one to a friend who has done something horrible, like actually rooting for the Astros.
Just click right here. Open it in a PDF and add the name of your choice. You might just keep one in your pocket for things yet done because you never know.
This guy does not get one.
Thanks to Randall for the heads up.