After Peter Navarro’s conspiracy claim that China set up an army with the disease and sent them out to kill us all, Eric Trump came up with another one.

Eric says the Democrats did it. He claims the Democrats are doing it.

“They think they’re taking away Donald Trump’s greatest tool, which is to go into an arena and fill it with 50,000 people every time.” (Trump has rarely, if ever, attracted a crowd of 50,000, despite repeated claims that he has.)

You know, arithmetic was not Eric’s major.  So, Democrats kill 80,000 and counting with an unpredictable virus when we just could have killed one rally, blamed it on one of the missiles he sold the Saudis and be done with the whole thing, and still have an economy.

He also said the virus would “magically vanish” after the November election.   Sound familiar.

They need to hold a meeting and pick one conspiracy because we here at the beauty salon are having to put up new posterboard on the walls to keep up the list of the new they’ve got now.

Thanks to everybody for the heads up.