You Need To Get Your Conspiracies Straight.
After Peter Navarro’s conspiracy claim that China set up an army with the disease and sent them out to kill us all, Eric Trump came up with another one.
Eric says the Democrats did it. He claims the Democrats are doing it.
Democratic presidential frontrunner Joe Biden “loves this,” Trump’s middle son told Jeanine Pirro on Fox News.
You know, arithmetic was not Eric’s major. So, Democrats kill 80,000 and counting with an unpredictable virus when we just could have killed one rally, blamed it on one of the missiles he sold the Saudis and be done with the whole thing, and still have an economy.
He also said the virus would “magically vanish” after the November election. Sound familiar.
They need to hold a meeting and pick one conspiracy because we here at the beauty salon are having to put up new posterboard on the walls to keep up the list of the new they’ve got now.
Thanks to everybody for the heads up.
Who’s the DUHmbest- Big Donnie, jr Donnie, DUHEric, or their followers (and voters). Really, people have just gotten so stupid to even listen to them. Oh, forgot, they’re in a cult.
1This might be more probable & relevant for today when overlaid on the preposterous rhetoric of Mango and his assorted henchmen.
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‘Going My Way?’ The Grim Reaper hitches a ride.
Cabin fever, ignorance and self interest = ‘The Big Chill’ for the many.
Blowing through the 90,000 number in a walk or, a rolling interstate funeral procession, if you will.)
Headline: US lockdown protests may have spread virus widely, cellphone data suggests. Devices associated with protesters travelled up to hundreds of miles after rallies where few precautions were taken.
In North Carolina in late April, one of the leaders of the state’s anti-lockdown protests tested positive for Covid-19 but said she would attend future rallies.
read the findings:
2https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2020/may/18/lockdown-protests-spread-coronavirus-cellphone-data
Rather than abscess over how many different conspiracy theories there are why don’t we get Las Vegas to get a betting line on all the variations?
And ys, it would be obsess, not abscess, except THIS is of the pus-filled Fat Donnie progeny, and deserves the sobriquet.
3Perhaps Republicans are offering their supporters the freedom (America!) of choice (but not all choice)?
This could be a 2020 ‘Make Your Own Conspiracy’ game, tied in with the election. For instance, they might ask “how did COVID-19 spread?” Then start by also asking a preferred option such as “who do you despise more, foreigners or Democrats?” Through a series of detailed scenarios, each potential Republican voter can create their own reality, imagining the Republican Party is tailor made for them, and hence will vote against their own best interests because no one will ever ask them “are you a billionaire & if you are, should you get another tax cut?”
4Mr. Phillips @3, thank you for that stomach churning visual. There’s not a sports book in Vegas with a large enough wall to post the over and under on Donnie’s* conspiracy lies. How about you cut down a tree and we all pick numbers on how many toothpicks will result? At least fight fair and give us some numbers we can manage.
5Shorter Eric Trump: “PLEASE LOVE ME, DADDY!”
6This is lizard-brain stuff. Every lie has the same theme, that Trump and his cult members are under constant attack from – Those People! The hate builds, and hate is all they have.
7drumpf’s body count is a mite higher than 80k…
Last updated: May 18, 2020, 22:03 GMT
8United States
Coronavirus Cases:
1,544,874
Deaths:
91,731
So, let’s see — 50,000 (okay let’s get real and say 8,000) rabid, maskless Trump supporters cheering and huffing on each other, shoulder to shoulder, in a humid, crowded stadium. No temp checks required, no social distancing enforced, and you know a few of them are fresh out of the hoosgow. So….. I don’t see the problem?
9Well dang! charles phillips @3 beat me to it, though my proposal was somewhat more modest.
I was going to suggest that, rather than poster board, why not start a betting pool to see which conspiracy wins out by election day [assuming we’re allowed one] i.e. which is mentioned the most often between now and then.
The pool would be limited to the denizens of The World’s Most Dangerous Beauty Salon — to include us remote members. We mail in our bets and the winner[s] take the pile.
Just a thought.
10Let’s hope HydroxyDonnei will double down on the dosage. Hell, triple or quadruple it DiJit, more is better… c’mon, Doubledown Don, do it.
Anybody else wondering about who the MD is that is writing Twitler’s hydroxy RXs for ‘off-label’ use? That MD is stretching his luck.
11e platypus onion @8, It’s a deliberate omnicide in progress.
12100,000 dead by Thursday, a quarter million/250,000 by July 4th.
USA #1 USA #1!!
Sandridge @10 MD? The ***king moron* gets his medical advice from Eric. Ivodka is his connect.
13Sandridge @ 10: my thought exactly.
When the news reported what he said, they had a doc on to explain how to approach using Hydroxy-q in order to do the least damage: sparingly.
And I thought, he’s kidding, right? Donnie of the golden plumbing fixtures isn’t capable of sparingly. More is better. WAY over the top, better yet.
Otoh, one of the talking heads made a good point: what are the odds he’s actually taking it at all?
He SAID he is which, to my mind, proves he’s not.
He likely said it because, after all, he told us we should so, for political purposes, he needs to claim he’s taking his own advice.
It’s amazing that he hasn’t come down with covid, given his habits.
14Of all the people to be naturally immune — proving once again that 1] Mother Nature has a sense of humor and 2] Mother Nature has no sense of justice.
Jane & PKM @12, Yeah but, AFIK that/those drugs are RX only, so some sorryass MD has to write the scrip. Probably the one that’s been doing his ‘superhuman rating’ physicals lately.
Unless Comrade D is forging them hissef.
Or running across the Mexican border to Matamoros, Reynosa o Monterrey, like we used to do to save a bunch of prescription money.
I used to self-diagnose and prescribe for simple stuff like a sinus infection [still kickin’ and tickin’…so no harm done]; just zip across the bridge, walk into a pharmacia and pick out what you need [or ask the pharmacist], pay 10-25% of US prices and go home [oh yeah, pick up a fifth of a top scotch or rum for 25-30% of US dinero].
Border life is way different than the average ‘Merican can imagine. ;]
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15FYI: PBS has a two-effen-hour special on Clarence.effing. Thomas tonight. Y’all be sure to watch… barf retch sumbitch
twocrows @13, Yep, had and share all your points, lets all hope Mama Nature is just biding her time… and then wham!, an agonizing prolonged natural process..
16I heard they were blaming Americans for being unhealthy and that’s why the outbreak is so bad!
17He probably isn’t taking it but wants his cult to go buy it so he can make money from them. He’s got to have something in it for his pocketbook
18Where is Conrad Murray when we need him?
19I hereby nominate COmtnLady for the position of winner of the internet for today.
20Also, the 15 repugnantcan A.G.s’ brief to the Flynn judge telling him to drop the case is a perfect example of how the
21propaganda wing of the repugnantcan establishment is subverting the press, and the judicial system for political power.
Full disclosure. I never even took the S.A.T.s much less a bar exam, but here goes.
These 15 douchebags are STATE a.g.s. So unless requested by the Federal judge in the case (which ain’t gonna happen) their brief carries the same weight as this comment. Maybe I’m wrong.
They argue that the judge should stay out of political matters.
Let that sink in.
They’ve just admitted that Barr’s decision to drop a case where the defendant pleaded guilty was not because it was just, but because “it was politics stupid”.
And trump’s base will lap it up. With cornbread if they’ve got it. And make no mistake. A whole lot of ’em will understand exactly what I’ve just said.
And they’ll be tickled pink that it pisses off libtards.
Screw the Constitution.
Sandridge, hate to break it to you buddy, but your age is showing. j/k about that. But trust me on this, an RX is not needed, especially when Donnie* has Ivodka traipsing to China as his personal mule. Makes a person think all that Republicon noise about a “war on drugs” was just a cover for their own complicity. Yeah. Silly me, whatever they’re squawking about, know they’re doing the opposite. Damn. They sure have mastered projection.
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