Okay, all joking aside, I just want you to know that Christian TeeVee has you covered and you better be glad about that.

So, when the only begotten son of God comes back, you can watch it on your iPad.  Ask yourself:  do you need any other reason to buy an iPad?

If the Messiah descends from the Mount of Olives as foretold in the Bible, America’s two biggest Christian broadcasters are well-positioned to cover it live thanks to recent acquisitions of adjacent Jerusalem studios on a hill overlooking the Old City.

Texas-based Daystar Television Network already beams a 24-hour-a-day live webcam from its terrace. Not to be outdone, Costa Mesa-based Trinity Broadcasting Network last month bought the building next door.

Because when the Son of God comes back, he’s going for an Emmy.

Thanks to Brian for the heads up.