You Gotta Wonder
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“You gotta wonder,” Juanita began this morning as she diligently tried to get crepe paper stains out of Bessie’s bleached blonde hair after the big Mardi Gras ball last weekend, “why anarchists would try to burn down the Governor’s mansion.”
“I mean, Rick Perry is too stoopid to be hardly any government at all.”
“That just seems like a lot of wasted effort.”
She’s got a point.