Senator Lindsey Begonia Graham is running for President on a platform that what this country needs is more war, dammit.

Yeah, and watch out what you’re thinking because there will be none of that under a Lindsey Graham administration …

“If I’m president of the United States and you’re thinking about joining Al Qaeda or ISIL, I’m not going to call a judge,” he said. “I’m going to call a drone, and we will kill you.”

I wasn’t thinking about it until he said that.  Now that’s all I can think about.  Don’t drone me, Bro.

To his credit, Lindsey Graham was in the military so he knows a lot about … well, motions and writs and stuff.  He was an Air Force lawyer and contrary to popular belief Air Force lawyers see combat a lot less than you’d suspect.