Yipee! Now Jon Stewart Won’t Leave
Senator Lindsey Begonia Graham is running for President on a platform that what this country needs is more war, dammit.
Yeah, and watch out what you’re thinking because there will be none of that under a Lindsey Graham administration …
“If I’m president of the United States and you’re thinking about joining Al Qaeda or ISIL, I’m not going to call a judge,” he said. “I’m going to call a drone, and we will kill you.”
I wasn’t thinking about it until he said that. Now that’s all I can think about. Don’t drone me, Bro.
To his credit, Lindsey Graham was in the military so he knows a lot about … well, motions and writs and stuff. He was an Air Force lawyer and contrary to popular belief Air Force lawyers see combat a lot less than you’d suspect.
If he becomes president, I’m going to be a lot more careful about who I’m standing next to. Is there an app for that?
1Gets right to the point, doesn’t he.
2run, run for the hills.
3When Donald Trump announced he was running again, Jon Stewart said “I might have to postpone my retirement.” I don’t see how Stewart can resist staying on a bit with The Donald & Lindsey both running.
4So President Graham’s thought police will seek out and kill people with jihad notions that haven’t even left their heads yet? How?
5Good luck to the comedians trying to sort out the satire from the psychodrama.
We were lucky in the eight years of Dubya that someone didn’t take a pre-emptive swipe at us. Lindsey might not be so lucky. He and that cotton mouth moron from Arkansas might inspire NATO to take us out before we destroy the world.
6Personally I think Jon Stewart should report on nothing but the elections – there should be enough for a nightly mini-series about 2 hours long.
7Wow! “Cracker” President Lindsey Graham is cop, prosecutor, judge, and executioner. What a budget bargain he will be. Of course he must be right 100% of the time. No ambiguities. No misread intentions. No unheard conversations. No pressure Lindsey.
8Jon Stewart would make a much better presidential candidate than any of those nutjobs running on the Repug ticket. Trouble is, we’re stuck with the looney limo as more and more keep piling on. It’s statements like Graham’s that make us a laughingstock domestically and internationally. Can’t somebody lock him, Trump, Christie, Walker, Perry, Santorum and the rest of the whack jobs in a closet for a couple of years? Like the stateroom scene in A Night At the Opera. Come to think of it, those Marx Brothers would make better candidates too.
9https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZvugebaT6Q
Actually the “Patriot” Act gives him that right, No judge or jury, no Constitutional Rights. I’ve got news for you @Rick. They are going to be worried about standing next to you, ’cause everyone on this or any other liberal sites will be targets.
10Miz Lindsey,like many another wingnut,ex-military goon tends to forget he swore an oath to defend the constitution against all our enemies,most especially wingnut domestic terrorists. He also swore that oath when he was elected to the senate.
My constitution does not allow freaking maroons like Graham to arbitrarily kill US or any other citizens because he thinks they are bad people. Of course,Miz Lindsey sullied his oath by pledging allegiance to Grover Norquist and no taxes pledge. Graham-the first drone is for you. Enjoy.
11So, the smarmy little git from South Carolina has the ability to read minds? That’s fairly scary. I’d like to ask him if there are other thoughts for which he would like to murder people.
12I nominate our own Ms. Susan aka Juanita Jean to run for POTUS and give both Hillary, Martin O’M and Bernie S. a run for their money!! Those ignorant RWNJ a-holes all clamoring to “… pick me, pick me!” wouldn’t know what hit them if they came up against our Ms. Susan aka Juanita Jean!!
Mz. Lindsey would surely go into a swoon and a lethal case of the vapors!!
13What do you expect from the guy John McCain is so close to he called him his “illegitimate son”?
14John McCain has his own problems. Apparently the dude who led the Anti-Muslim protest is looking for $10 million to protect his family and maybe run against McCain. We Dems are running Ann Kirkpatrick! Yee Haw!
15It’s always nice to see a presidential candidate with so much respect for the Constitution and due process.
16https://teespring.com/GOP-no-nice-stuff
17Please, please, please Miss Lindsey, hurry on home! The paper flowers need you!
18It all calls to mind a Roger Waters tune, “The Bravery of Being Out of Range.”
19What is Huckleberry measuring in that photograph?
20@Scott—I think that’s on the Cheney family crest.
21As someone said in the Washington Post comments:
“If Lindsey Graham is elected, we’ll get the President and the First Lady in one person.
22So, Lindsey wants to move the fainting couch into the Oval Office. Not in my lifetime. No.
23Did you all see Jon Stewart last night? Oh, yes … he is THRILLED that Ms. Lindsey has thrown her Easter bonnet into the ring of contenders!!
24There is a higher chance that if you are standing next to a domestic terrorist that you share common opinions. While if you are a family in Syria that terrorist co-opt, Obama will just blow you away
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