Northeast of Houston is the entrance to East Texas, called Montgomery County.

The people there don’t have much to do.  And this is obvious because ….

The statue: Michelangelo’s David

The Resident:  Dianna Whitt, who also calls herself “a concerned citizen.”

The accusations came from area residents who say the artwork is pornographic and exploitive to women, children and animals. The same residents also happen to be associated with a group currently attempting to ban two books from libraries in Montgomery County. Likewise, the residents are calling for more art to be removed from the restaurant, as well as the shopping center.

The group is affiliated with the Republican Leadership Council and finding things you shouldn’t look at appears to be their mission.

They also want the Italian restaurant to take down two pictures – one in the men’s restroom of a little boy peeing on a wall and another of some famous Italian woman painted by some important Italian guy and she has her ta-tas showing.

Good Lord people, they are just winkies and ta-tas.  Everybody’s got one or the other, you know, except for y’all.  Winkies or tatas won’t breathe on you and give you a deadly virus nor will they lock little children in cages or give tax cuts to billionaires.

David.  Seriously. You’re gonna get mad because Davis left his pants at home? You know who he killed? Goliath, that’s who.  If you don’t have to wear a mask, David does not have to wear pants.  That’s what I’m saying and don’t try to stop me.

Thanks to Kary for the heads up.