Kevin Swanson is preacher man.  He is not fond of Girl Scouts.  And their damn cookies.

“I’d say you ought to say no to the Girl Scout cookies,” Swanson told listeners. “I don’t want to support lesbianism, I don’t want to support Planned Parenthood and I don’t want to support abortion, and if that be the case I’m not buying Girl Scout cookies.”

Swanson also called the Girl Scouts of the USA  ”a wicked organization,” that doesn’t promote “godly womanhood.”

To be very honest, I do not know what godly womanhood is but I suspect it has to do with fixing Kevin Swanson’s dinner.

But, you know, for such a handsome devil, I pretty much think any free minded woman would surrender her scouting abilities to drop everything and cook for Ole Kevin.

But there is an “out” for those of you totally addicted to Girl Scout cookies.

Swanson said that if listeners continue to buy Girl Scout cookies, they should “take a big, fat, black magic marker” and “start marking out all of the references to the Girl Scouts of America on all the boxes.”

Yeah, because it’s the nakkid boxes that make you lesbian.

And you can thank the good people at The World’s Most Dangerous Beauty Salon, Inc., for saving you from the wicked box labeling.  That’s just another of the cheerful free services we offer here.