Yeah, If You Walk
Some of you were asking why Sarah Palin isn’t attending the Republican National Convention.
El Senior Trump has an answer.
Sarah Palin was asked to speak at next week’s Republican National Convention, but apparently the roughly 3,000-mile flight is too long for the former governor of Alaska to make the trip to Cleveland.
“She was asked,” Donald Trump told the Washington Examiner in an interview Thursday. “It’s a little bit difficult because of where she is. We love Sarah. Little bit difficult because of, you know, it’s a long ways away.”
So, there you go. She’s going to Russia instead because it’s way closer.
We are all going to miss her.
1And yet the unhinged Wasilla Prison escapee and former Fox News employee has no trouble flying past Cleveland to Washington, DC for CPAC….
Not to mention it’s far faster a trip via private jet, and we know she loves those private jets, all paid for by the empty cranial cavities known as “the base”.
2technically, “where she is” is baking a cake with a file in it to get her wifebeatin’ son out of jail.
3A brief look at sanity in the Drumpf mess.
4Well, it is too far to go when your son is remanded to custody. It’s kind of motherly (a stretch for her, I know) to stick around and try to support him.
5“And Putin’s way hunkier.”
6My guess is she’s sulking because she WASN’T asked to speak, in fact she may have been disinvited, given her kiss-of-death effect. Michelle Bachman will more than make up for Mrs. Moose.
7I think it’s because her son Track got busted again for domestic violence. Nice family.
8As comedian Steven Wright says, “Everywhere is within walking distance, if you have the time.”
9Damn that rascally dog for eating little Donnie’s homework again.
10So it’s one of those “you can’t get there from here” situations.
GOPpers, there’s this new thing called ‘video’ that lets you communicate over distances. Well, in Palin’s case that would be ‘yammer’ since she doesn’t communicate.
11But flying from Texas to Alaska is not too far if you are in labor.
12I’m sure that Tina Fey would have stepped in for her. Ya only hafta ask donchaknow.
13Surprised she wouldn’t show up anyway. Anyplace with cameras and microphones is to her like a huge manure pile is to flies.
14Sarah has a TV studio in her house.
The Republican Convention will have big screens at the event.
Earth has video broadcasting satellites in orbit.
But… let’s face it, if anyone can out nonsense-talk Trump, our girl Sarah would bring that competition to the convention. Too much of a good thing?
15Rick: Game. Set. Match. 10 points to Griffindor! You got it… all dots are now connected.
Trump! The bullsh!t is strong with this one Obi Wan.
16Her not attending raised the IQ of the convention. Now in double digits.
17There isn’t a dog team big enough to mush your kayak from Wasilla to Cleveland
18Rick, the only “communication” problem is $scarah’s total inability to communicate. Private jet? The allegedly rich Donnie Drumpf was unwilling to ante the cost of new togs and a wig for her to appear by Skype or her personal TV studio.
Donnie has PTSD from her appearance on stage with him at the ‘endorsement.’
191. If she can’t be the total star attraction . . .
202. And she is sooooo yesterday’s news
Hee hee hee Rhea
21I was hoping to see her classic porcupine quill jacket again, darn! Maybe we will see Trump Spox Katrina in her bullet necklace.
22She is busy in Alaska trying to find the money to buy off a judge to get her lovely offspring out of the slammer.
23Maybe after her last appearance for Donnie, she’s now smart enough to demand payment in advance. I wonder how many people and businesses are gonna get stiffed by The Yam.
24It’s a signal. If Palin is running away from him, we’re in trouble folks.
But then, we knew that already.
25She just can’t stand to leave Caribou Barbie’s Dream House.
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