Customer Kyle, like me, is a fan of the tin foil hat wearing social media.  He sent us this nugget.

First off, do you get extra points when you hit his foot while it’s in his mouth?

The story comes from “an insider,” which means somebody who knows somebody whose cousin knows a guy who went to a Rick Perry rally three years ago.

The insider, who is deep within Republican politics, said an unusual number of black-clad, heavily armed state troopers are escorting Perry to speeches and other public events, such as a recent dinner in South Carolina.

“My state representative was just at a dinner honoring Gov. Perry and observed an unusual amount of security, so [he] asked around and found Perry has a $45 million bounty on his head from [a] Mexican cartel,” he said. “They have been trying to keep it quiet for obvious reasons, but the security is humongous.”

And those “obvious reasons” would be …..?  No, seriously, why would you keep that quiet?  Truthfully, Rick Perry can’t keep quiet about what he had for dinner so why this?  Hell, the man even videotaped his baptism for release to the media.

To be honest, there ain’t nothing in Rick Perry’s head worth a buck ninety eight, much less $45 million.

Do you really believe that anybody would be afraid of these guys?

Look, Rick Perry became a millionaire while never having a job in his entire life except elective office. Obviously, somebody is already paying for his head — while he’s wearing it.

Thanks to Kyle for the heads up.