I am saddened to see everyone making fun of Miss Utah in her proud quest to be Miss USA.

First, the poor girl leaves alternating stripes of her dress at home and has to make do.

Then she gets a really, really hard question —

Question: “A recent report shows that in 40 percent of American families with children, women are the primary earners, yet they continue to earn less than men. What does this say about society?”

To which she answers —

“I think we can relate this back to education, and how we are … continuing to try to strive to [epic pause] figure out how to create jobs right now. That is the biggest problem. And I think, especially the men are … um … seen as the leaders of this, and so we need to try to figure out how to create educate better so we can solve this problem. Thank you.”

Y’all, look at the poor girl —

Her brains are dripping out her ears.  I mean, big night and she’s dribbling brain matter all over the stage.  You gotta feel bad about that.  When you are so stoopid that your brain gives up and tries to leave, you’re probably better off sticking to Miss Peach Pit Festival and leave the whole Utah thing to somebody whose brain has agreed to stay for the competition.

On the other hand, she was able to get out the phrase “create jobs,” which pretty much qualifies her to run for Congress as a Republican.