Ya’ll, Look, The Koch Brothers Bought Texas
I think the Koch Brothers have adopted the government of Texas.
Or maybe they are having s-e-x with all of them.
It’s hard to tell.
(Click the little one to see the big one.)
And don’t forget Louie!
And probably what they are having with Louie is kinda like a seeing a Stephen King movie – you pay money to be scared about what will happen next.
Thank to Alfredo for the heads up.
Remember, you can download a list of products and companies that Chuck and Dave own so as to avoid buying these. No sense in helping those who hate our families.
1The Koch brothers did such a great job with Scott Walker the tool in Wisconsin, they’re probably auditioning their next tool in Texas. At least Walker can only trash his state and not the rest of America. Hope the Kochs waste a lot of money.
2Anybody who would give Louie money to keep him in Congress has to be dumber than dirt, cynical and buying him, or think he’s worth $5000 for the laughs. I’m betting it’s not A with the Kochs. And probably not C. Louie’s not that funny except in a bad-horror-movie kind of way.
3Well, you know the old saying: “You break it, you buy it.”
4Well, that’s fascinting. Koch Brothers give money to Texas Republicans who are the targets of the Texas Tea Party (Geren and Cook). In other words, they are supporting the good guys (relatively) at the Lege. What’s that about?
5If this is the Public information, I wonder what donations they made that are hidden?
6I’m thinking this payoff is once a month, because who is bought for $2000? And Louie gets the most?
7This is where I think the Koch brothers perceive this stuff as a hobby. Lords knows they are rich enough to waste this much cash and never ever but never feel it like the rest of us would .
8$32,000. And it’s just the tip of the iceberg! But Maggie’s right…they won’t even feel it.
9They make more than $32,000 interest per second on their billions. It’s really cheap to buy a state with the right amount of money and the wrong kind of candidates.
10Only chump change to the Koch brothers, but still glad to see them wasting their money on the likes of Louie and Snotty Walker.
11They also bought about 59 other countries in the world. And they make better loan deals than does Deutsche Bank.
12Well, c’mon. We all know politicians in Texas (and elsewhere) can be bought. It’s just now we know how cheaply it can be done! Shoot. Kim Davis made more on her GoFundMe page!
HEY! There’s an idea. GoBribeMe.com. A funding source for politicos.
13And down the drain goes the money of the Kochs – Scott Walker just dropped out.
14I really need some help here.
I want to establish myself as a paragon of the Tea Party et all and get tons of that Koch-aine money coming into a jumbo super PAC I will establish just for that purpose.
Who can help??? I’m not very good so far at taking advantage of ultra wealthy republicans. I am willing to learn!
15Micr: If you go to my non-existent website, PACtoid.com and choose the Beginner’s Combo which includes your Beginner’s Guide, Workbook, and 6 Instructional CDs for the low price of $120 or four easy payments of $29.99 (s+h included) you’ll be on your way to success!
BTW: You’ve just had Lesson One.
16JAK, I thought the 4 easy payments were $49.99. That’s less than half the total asking price, right? What a great deal!
Said the typical, rabid tea baggers.
17The Koch sleeze balls own the South Dakota legislature lock, stock and minus a very few Democrats. They even got the lege to make the mostly-low-income-citizens pay the bills for the lege to attend ALEC conferences. Really. SD tax payers get the bill.
Koch Sleezery knows no bounds.
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