September 21, 2015 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
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My name is Susan DuQuesnay Bankston. I live in Richmond, Texas, in the heart of Tom DeLay's old district. It's nuttier than squirrel poop here.
I am honored and privileged to know Miss Juanita Jean Herownself, hairdresser extraordinary and political maven. Since she does not have time to fiddle with this internet stuff, I type her website for her and you can read it if you want to. If you don't, she truly does not give a big bear's butt.
A lot of what I post here has to do with local politics, but you probably have the same folks in your local government.
This ain't a blog. Blogs are way too trendy for me. This is a professional political organization.
In a desperate bid for relevance, Bobby Jindal today announced that he is a gay transgender Muslim anchor-baby, finding that that is the only niche in the GOP primary that the grown-up candidates haven’t already co-opted. He followed that up with rescinding all his own civil rights by executive order, and deporting himself to Mississippi.
“There is no room in America for people like me, which is why I want to be your President,” he announced, to an empty breakfast room in the Gulfport, MS, Holiday Inn Express. “I deserve to be spanked, and sent to bed without any jambalaya. God bless America! I mean, Allah.”
When reached for comment, the other campaigns said, “Who?”
Except for the Jim Gilmore campaign: Gilmore generously offered to share his supporter with Jindal. “Every other day, like opposite side of the street parking,” Gilmore spokesman Jim Gilmore said.
1And here I was thinking that Presidential candidate Jindal was mythical, like the unicorn.
2These guys never do understand that they’re the sooty pot calling the sooty kettle black, do they?
3He finally got something right That’s one in a row.
4Jim Gilmore?? what do we know about him? Someone other than his mother has got to be supporting him.
5Poor Bobby! T-Rump is keeping him awaiting his fate, before snapping him up into the Venus Fly Trap of Twitter.
6This is totally a snark contest.
7DaChipster, thank you. Considering where Pushpin is pushing Louisiana, it might be a good idea to start studying up on bankruptcy.
8Poor old Bobby J is doomed to irrelevance, no matter how hard he tries to master snark–or any other tactic, for that matter.
9LynnN,you was close. Like the Unicorn,Jindahl is IMPOTENT and dresses the part.
10Remember the song?
“Freedom’s just another word for nothing left to lose…”
Keep going Bobby. What have you got to lose? Well, except a whole bunch of dignity. But, what the hell, who in the Republican party has that? Right, my little Piyush?
11I expect Mr. Jindal has given up all hope of the nomination, and is taking up a new role as the designated Trump Stopper, allowing the non-Trump candidates to remain above the fray.
12Answer:
“Bobby Jindal.
Santa Claus
Easter Bunny
Honest attorney”
Challenge:
13Name three mythical creatures and a 2016 GOP Presidential no-show.
Hilarious micr! Thank yoooooooo!
14I’ve gotta say, lately I’m likin’ Bobby a little bit.
He’s useless as a bra on a bull, of course. But he reminds me of one of those nasty, yappy little dogs who come charging up to the fence every time you walk by with your German Shepard on a leash. He’d get eaten in 2 bites in a real fight, but I like his attitude.
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