I’m trying to decide if Ben Carson has a brain tumor.  If he doesn’t, then here are your possibilities:

1. Brain surgery isn’t as hard as we first thought.

2. He stole that surgical outfit and took a picture.

3. They let a really dumb guy perform surgery.

4. He’s a brain surgery idiot savant.

Ben’s latest is that, unlike his fellow Republicans, he would keep the Department of Education.  That sounds really good until he says why.

“I actually have something I would use the Department of Education to do.

It would be to monitor our institutions of higher education for extreme political bias and deny funding if it exists.”

In Ben’s mind, extreme political bias is the teaching of Sir Issac Newton. Gravity. Damn Shakespeare. History of any sort before Ronald Reagan.

And all employees of the Department of Education under Carson would be named Bubba or Bobbie Sue, be from Aladamnbama, and be high themselves.