Y’all, Bless His Heart
Tom DeLay speaks —
Former House Majority Leader Tom DeLay appeared on Newsmax Prime yesterday, where he declared that President Obama will go down as the worst president in American history.
“I have said it and said it publicly and I’ve said it proudly,” DeLay stated, “this president is a Marxist, he believes in globalization, he believes in world order, he is a socialist from the get-go and we’re getting what we deserve because we made him president of the United States.”
I hate to be tacky but I think he meant, “My plastic surgeon is the worst plastic surgeon in plastic surgery history.”
Y’all by my reckoning, this is at least the third facelift he’s had and he alone has made botox an endangered species.
He’s written a new book. I say “written” with my tongue tightly in my cheek because during his book tour for his last book, it because increasingly obvious that he’d never read his own book.
He’s also still begging for charity on his website. However, now he wants money to spread the word of God. He’s become a preacher-for-hire. Oh the mighty, how they fall pitifully.
Thanks to Kyle for the heads up.
People will be celebrating the terms of the Obama presidency when Delay’s name will be known as “Huh??”.
1Says the man with all the relevance of Barstool Palin, Jr.
2The biggest believers in globalization are the corporations that keep down wages by exporting jobs. Their allies in Congress–particularly Repubs–help them out by giving them tax breaks and other incentives. Lack of regulation in some foreign countries is also a draw.
And it’s all so phony. I remember that Congress claimed they were protecting consumers by making it illegal for us to buy drugs from them filthy furriners in Canada, but Big Pharma was having its meds manufactured in the cheapest third-world countries they could find.
3The only way Obama will go down in history as the worst prez is if W changes his name or Obama.
4Oh,m that was P.I.T.I.F.U.L.! It only shows me that when Karma wants to, she can play games like a cat with a mouse. DeLay, meet cat.
5Tom Delay—Who?? OH you mean the biggest crook in poultices before Don the con came along. Line up suckers if you have not given all your money to Don the con, than send some to Tommy boy, and he will pray for you.
6He really did breathe too many pesticide fumes.
7Mike: Unfortunately for us, not quite enough..
8Do any of you know whatever happened to Tom’s Foundation built group homes for foster kids?
Last I looked those houses sat empty for a couple of years. It was back when he was trying to get redemption.
9Another “kiss a derriere” guy looking for a job in a possible Tump administration. DeLay and BS – a free verse thought.
10Anybody who accuses someone else in public of being a socialist or Marxist should have to first read aloud an honest definition of those words and then explain how exactly the accused embodies those principles. Because 99% of the people throwing the words around do not have a fracking clue.
11Can only be considered a badge of honor if DeLay criticizes you.
12Oh dear Delay…..he is beginning to look a bit like my toad who lives in my/his garden.
13Obama could get the death penalty for being a Black man in the White House if he could be prosecuted by Texas right wing nut job courts.
14If Tom D’lay were involved in building anything for kids my first thought would be “call CPS, he’s grooming” them.
15So having watched that awful video, does that put me in Newmax sights to start getting their propaganda? That always worries me. I accidentally followed a link someone (not you JJ) recommended, and suddenly I was getting spam to enlarge my penis (nope, don’t have one) and horny hot chicks and stuff like that. I do not need Newsmax breathing down my neck.
16DeLay (pronounced duh-lame) was on Newsmax? Was it Worthless Politicians night? Gee, so little of import going on worldwide I guess they had to fill a time slot. Couldn’t they find the video of the chicken that pecks out Chopin on that toy piano? Maybe they should change their name to NewsLax.
17Question: If Tom DeLay speaks and nobody listens, does he really say anything?
18He can’t say anything when people ARE listening (but I’m not going to listen to him anyway.)
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