June 03, 2020 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
Welcome to The World's Most Dangerous Beauty Salon, Inc.
My name is Susan DuQuesnay Bankston. I live in Richmond, Texas, in the heart of Tom DeLay's old district. It's nuttier than squirrel poop here.
I am honored and privileged to know Miss Juanita Jean Herownself, hairdresser extraordinary and political maven. Since she does not have time to fiddle with this internet stuff, I type her website for her and you can read it if you want to. If you don't, she truly does not give a big bear's butt.
A lot of what I post here has to do with local politics, but you probably have the same folks in your local government.
This ain't a blog. Blogs are way too trendy for me. This is a professional political organization.
You know how after a while people and there pets begin to look like each other…?
1Yes, I think he’s trying to morph into his hero. To me, he looks like a blonde zombie that’s been in the sun too much playing golf with his majesty, the great orange one.
2Oh good Lord. It looks like he sheared a palomino and used the hair for a weave.
3when is his spray-tan scheduled?
4Looks like cruelty to whatever ferret he’s got glued to his head.
5Does he, or doesn’t he?
Only his (and Trump’s) hairdresser know for sure:
https://youtu.be/7nOKoCP6zXg
6Gotta wash that gray away.
7Yesterday I got a (regular, USPS, mail) donation request from Miss Lindsay. Other than a single line (“help me keep Republican control of the Senate”), it was all about Trump and how Graham was Trump’s biggest cheer leader and supporter.
Just in case anyone sees my name on his donor list: yes, I intend to donate a check for $0.01. The goal is to make his campaign spend far more money than that having to keep track of it with the toothless federal election commission, and paying shlubs to open the physical mail and deposit the check, and paying accountants to keep track of it.
However, now I’ll add a note that Miss Lindsay is looking much better now that his coiffure matches his main squeeze’s, and that I really hope he invests the penny into whatever gives the orange color to Trump’s mangy hide.
8If he starts wearing ties a foot too long, we’ll know for sure.
9Gotta wonder if the drapes match the,,, oh nevermind!
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