Writhing Wretched Hordes of One
Rick Santorum is on the campaign trail, firing up the base …
Just one Iowan showed up at 2 p.m. campaign stop Monday at a restaurant in the unincorporated community of Hamlin.
But is Rick gonna let this get him down? No, sireee. Not Rick.
Santorum told the Register that the low turnout was not surprising, but that it is all a part of the plan.
So Rick’s plan is to underwhelm voters and keep interest as low as possible – just slightly above the Who Gives A Crap line. I know that sounds like a new original idea but Michele Bachmann has already tried it. Didn’t work.
Thanks to Charles for the heads up.