It’s election day and the Republicans are expecting fist fights at the polls and all manner of mayhem. But, they’ll do it in a very Christian way, you know.

Juanita has closed the salon until 7:30 tonight so she can spend election day at the polls for her favorite candidates.  That means that unless something cool happens that she can upload on her trusty iPhone, you are in charge of entertaining yourself today.  However, if something cool does happen, Juanita will let you know through the miracle of modern big time journalism.

Our buddy and award winning field correspondent Bob let us know that the computers aren’t working at his poll this morning.

I was No. 11 to vote. Their laptop and Election Department scanner weren’t working right. They scanned my voter reg card but the info wouldn’t flow to the omputer, so the lady asked me how I spelled my last name, what my address was, what my birthday was. Usually I forget my voter card, so no telling how it would’ve gone if I’d only had my driver’s license.

They were on hold with the Election Administration the entire time I was there, trying to find out what to do about the computer glitch.

Not necessarily scintillating news, but that’s what I got.

Bob

Meanwhile, let us all know if something cool is happening at your poll today or you just have a joke or something.  You, too, can be a Juanita Jean Field Correspondent.

For sure, Juanita will be back here tonight after her precinct convention.  Maybe before.

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