WMDs at the Airport

November 13, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Well, come to find out, a fellow by the name of Paul George Dandan, 30 years old, was found to be in possession of a weapon of mass destruction.  He’s a damn air traffic controller in Charlotte, North Carolina.

Seriously.

Here’s his story:  his 39 year old roommate made a pipe bomb to use against a neighbor, but he changed his mind.  So, he gave the pipe bomb to Dandan.

You know, like I make cupcakes but then I decide not to eat them because, you know, calories. So, I give them to my roommate because, you know, that heifer will eat anything.

Friends:  get you some.

They arrested the roommate, too. I don’t know about you, but I probably wouldn’t sleep too well knowing that there was a pipe bomb just lurking around in my apartment.

Thanks to Deb for the heads up.

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0 Comments to “WMDs at the Airport”


  1. That’s funny. He doesn’t look like a Muslim. I would imagine Fox news is gonna claim he’s a democrat that was planning on blowing up the First Baptist Church.

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  2. slipstream says:

    Well, think about this. I never keep the pipe bombs under my bed. It just makes sense to give the pipe bombs to your roommate, so he keeps them under his bed. Common sense, y’all.

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  3. Jane & PKM says:

    Free Dumb, USA where there’s no minimum requirement to enter the gene pool.

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  4. Who the blazes wrote this script for a really stupid and unfunny tv show!

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  5. Just a suggestion, but if I had a roommate who made a pipe bomb to use against a neighbor, I’d think seriously about getting a different roommate, or a completely different set of neighbors. One or the other. Maybe even both.

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  6. His roomie built a pipe bomb. And an air traffic controller didn’t call the cops?

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  7. Ormond Otvos gets the award for observation of the week.

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