Without Trump
So let’s pretend we whip Trump’s butt in November.
We are still left with these jerks.
The guys leading this rally carrying their assault rifles and threatening signs are still gonna be around. The idiots following them are dangerous, too, because they remain willfully uninformed.
Look at those guys – there’s not a one of them who can get laid even at the chicken ranch with a hen under each arm and fifty dollar bill stapled to their forehead. They are not guys with social skills.
They idolize Trump because they are just like him and if their daddy had given them a couple million dollars, they’d be him.
Okay, come up with a plan of what we do with them after November. My best offer is to give them Florida. They could live there and infect or shoot each other but they’d at least have jobs because beer and the porn channel ain’t cheap.
Here is how horrible these people are. The husband of the covidiot who organized this is Matt Maddock, a state rep from Oakland County. Outside of the City of Detroit, Oakland County is the hardest hit area in Michigan with 5576 cases and 392 deaths as of yesterday.
1There are a vast number of uninhabited Pacific Islands available. North Pacific, specifically the Aleutian Chain. They can use their entire repertoire of survival skills to fish, catch king crab, hunt seals and birds, learn to make beer using all the debris washed ashore from the Russian and Asian trawlers.
2We could check back in 20 years and see how that survival of the fittest thingy is working out.
The video of the hospital worker stuck in traffic due to the protestor vehicles blocking the streets should go viral if it hasn’t already. He was mad and made very good points. I don’t understand why those people weren’t arrested for blocking the entrance to a hospital since apparently they had all roads blocked. Florida sounds too good for them. How about Siberia?
3The three guys wearing masks are kinda hedging their bets.
And that one guy’s sign to the right should read “and” instead of “or”.
4Start right now! Let them gather close & often…then bury them!
5Love the idea of giving them their own state. And one with proximity to DrumpfLand /Mar-a-Lago is perfect. I might even be convinced to get behind building a wall to help keep us OUT of their area (and vice-versa).
Of course these folks will quickly realize that Drumpf is NOT AT ALL interested in them beyond their vote. Should be interesting to watch.
6tRumpers keep gathering together. Like I have said earlier, looks like a self-correcting problem to me. Just make sure you don’t associate with any of them until the herd thins out.
7I vote for Florida. They could hang out at Mar a Largo when they are not hunting pythons and doing something useful.
8Spray paint quarantine and DNR visible to all on them so as medical professionals and others are not infected by them. Their “right” to do the st00pid ends with endangering Covidiot* 45 economic success, since they are risking your* reopening. Right Donnie*?
9They like guns so I suggest we send them to some country that has been troublesome to us. Then they could actually fire their guns and get the added thrill of having others fire back! There is no state I’m ready to give up to them!
10My fear is that these guys will show up when the electoral college meets. That could change history.
11OK. Before they infect one another and even more, they should sign a statement that they do not want medical treatment from libtards in any hospital. Fine by me! Bad cess to these bozos!
12Whoa, whoa, whoa, Coprolite! We have enough of that type up here already. We don’t want them anywhere in Alaska.
13On the farm we used to take defectives like that out behind the barn and knock them in the head.
Works for me.
14all as a result of moscow mitch’s stupidity…
15I think we should volunteer them all for the mess in Syria; lots of scope for their skills there.
16NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
17Florida is going blue. Give’m N.Dakota or I’d a hoe. We have beaches & craft beer. N.Dakota hasn’t been a beach for 65 million years, and I’d a hoe hasn’t been one for 250 million years.
Give’m a since of geological perspective to go with their bibical learnin’.
Quit hammering us over [p]Rick Scott & my former neighbor here in Flagler County, deSantis. WE got rid of him; he’s now the husband of a tallahasssssee lasssssie.
I’m with Grandma Ada @10, send them to Afghanistan. Plenty of opportunities to show how manly they are. It’s not clear to me who they thought they’d be getting to shoot at in Lansing.
I agree with Maggie @12 too.
18Governor Whitmer is the new Hillary — they’ve been demanding recall and threatening assassination since she took office. The MAGAts even brought out the “Lock her up” chant yesterday. And I’m afraid it wasn’t just a hospital worker, Merrigay, they also kept an ambulance from getting through. One of the organizers is a group affiliated with Ditsy DeVos, yacht collector and part-time Secretary of Education.
There’s an island off Louisiana that had to be evacuated because of rising sea level. I vote we settle them there.
19Someday, a group of guys like on the steps in the photo, dudes with too many guns and not enough brains will meet a real life well regulated militia, police or national guard, face to face, and for a brief moment consider, “maybe we’re not that?”
20All, what? 25 or so of them. A screeching mini-minority., with a combined IQ of…25 or so!
21There are good people in Florida who don’t want these lunatics either. I like the idea of Afghanistan or Syria. The uninhabited island is good, too.
22So my first responder relative is now down with the virus. And all I can do is pray it’s mild. (He’s young and otherwise healthy)
What I find absolutely befuddling is the open carry. How is that not a terrorist(ic?) act? The only reason they have them is to intimidate the people who would otherwise be shouting at them at an appropriate distance.
Forking morons…
23Two hats:
https://images.dailykos.com/images/792026/large/MAGA-Hat_Trumpkin-Sees_World-Sees.jpg
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24The USA has the perfect place for these MAGAots and trumpanzees:
Navassa Island in the Caribbean Sea. An uninhabited 2sqmi mostly barren rock [scrub trees and grassland], 103mi south of Gitmo, 43mi west of Haiti; one of our “United States Minor Outlying Islands”, and now a National Refuge. A perfect place for them, although kind of small; but they’ll get thinned out quick.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Navassa_Island
I’d hate to inflict them on the wildlife on an uninhabited island.
I do notice “they ain’t no wimmin” in the group, so the herd would be pretty well extinct in 20 years.
25I know! I know! These dumbasses are gonna shoot those coronaviruses dead*! I mean dead*! Because they’re such good shots they can see a bundle of nucleic acids & proteins 120 nm in size. That’s 0.000120 millimeters. Bigly! Yuge!
*Strictly speaking, viruses are not alive, they can’t survive unless they have a host.
26Baby Trump is having this done to start a Civil War and make himself mr dictator .
27Johnathan17…NO! give them Florida and anyone smart should move out…It will soon be mostly underwater!
28After November? Lucky I used to live in Michigan. These guys are long-gun hunters. Ten to one they disappear into the woods until their ammo/beer runs out and they might, just might, be spotted some time the next spring wandering around and mutteirng.
29I say cordon off North and South Dakota and rename them North and South Stupidstan. Round up as many of these cretins from around the country and do a house swap with the Native Americans living on the Dakota reservations. Comeback karma is long overdue.
30Oh, and let’s send all the nutjob Evangelical preachers who want to hold church services up there to minister to the terminally stupid. They think they’re Heaven bound, so give ‘em a head start on Eternity.