Who is Wendy Deng Murdoch?
A recent gush-y article in People spoke of how Ivanka Trump dumped her three kids including the newborn on her nanny and is palling around Eastern Europe with Wendy Deng Murdoch. Let’s review Wendy’s rise in the world.
In 1987, she met Jake and Joyce Cherry and their two kids, who were in Deng’s native China for Jake to build a refrigerator factory. Joyce Cherry tutored her in English, then returned to California with her kids. Jake later called and talked Joyce into sponsoring a student visa for Deng, whom he then brought home with him. Shortly thereafter, Joyce kicked Deng out of the house for banging Jake, who is thirty years older than she is. Jake moved in with Deng, and they got married, which gained Deng her green card. But when Jake couldn’t pay for graduate school, the marriage ended.
Not to worry! Deng later got a job in Hong Kong for a news corp, where she ended up in a relationship with one of her bosses, a fellow named Rupert Murdoch, who is Chairman and CEO of something or other. Murdoch divorced his wife and then married Deng three weeks later. She bore two of Murdoch’s spawn, then he dumped her for having an affair with Tony Blair, who was once Prime Minister of something or other, and also married at the time, and still is.
Since then, she’s been in a much-whispered-about but fairly low-key relationship with Vladimir Putin, who divorced his own wife around the same time, and who is President of something or other.
So basically, Deng has spent the last 20 years sleeping her way up a ladder of rich, powerful daddy-figures, marrying those who would leave their wives, and moving on when the next best thing offered.
This is yet another strand in the web entangling the Trump campaign, the Trump corporations and the Trump family with people in the orbit of Vladimir Putin and his Russian friends, supporters, funders, puppet states and shadow allies. But it also raises a more serious question:
Is Wendy Deng Cherry Murdoch quasi-Blair semi-Putin going to be Ivanka’s next step-mommy?
(Pro-Tip: THAT’S sarcasm, Donnie.)
Hey, give us some warning. The burn of that last line zinged right off my monitor. Besides, given the Barking Yam’s (not mine, but my new favorite) understanding of sarcasm, he’ll probably think it’s a literal instruction.
1No way, she’s already 48. Over the hill and not white enough. Donnie J can certainly afford a younger model.
2I agree with Cole. Wendy has way too much mileage on her.
3If it were not so serious an issue…….
4But, are we ever going to have this much fun with Republicans again?
Wh..Wh..WHAT????
You mean there may be Putin-Murdoch half sibs in the offing? Talk about conspiracy theories!
And somehow Trump “might” be along for the ride?
How did we let this happen?
5Donnie Drumpf is brilliant. Seriously. He’s brilliant. Place the modern day Tokyo Rose (Wendy Deng Murdoch), on his staff. Failing that, at least marry her and place her in his bed.
Genie-a$$ Donnie has embraced Triumph the Insult Comic Dog to run his focus groups, too.
http://crooksandliars.com/2016/08/triumph-insult-comic-dog-trolls-trump
6Diane! This is a helluva good time, isn’t it?
7Donnybrook is going to get “denged” whichever way you look at it.
Hands off of BFF Putrin’s Comradie Dengiss stuff. But he still be will be uber uber “denged” like ole Jake Cherry when the election returns offer up a most humiliating ball busting defeat.
To a girl. Heh heh.
Nah, marrying Wendy would leave him wide open to more mockery, and besides his best bud, Putin, would probably be pissed.
8She seems nice.
9Hmmm. All that moving around at a certain level. Where I come from it would be seen an industry/corporate espionage!
10I don’t know if I should laugh or cry.
11Could be a great act. Drumpf the Insult Comic President.
At first I didn’t believe this story,but having seen it all over, I guess it’s true. Which leads me back to my first opinion, rich people don’t conform to ANY standards They make them up as they go along.
12PS, Slipstream, love your comment; brevity is indeed the soul of wit.
13as Eric Clapton described a former first lady of France……..a Star F—er
14Primo: I’m not sure how to take your story. Is this slut-shaming or slut-faming? Or both?
I’m so conflicted.
15From the laundry list of conquests you tallied Primo, it’s clear Wendy is a mistress in the dark arts of seduction. (disclaimer: this is an individual designation, does not apply to other, or all women)
I for one, however, am glad that she contents herself with one (or two) victims at a time. Consider our prospects should she widen the broadcast of her Siren Song to the masses, and become a spokeswoman for Donald Trump and the Republican National Committee, a hypnotic muse asking American men, REAL American men to vote for a future that includes a President Trump.
Are you sure you could say no? Don’t answer immediately. Consider first the futile resistance exhibited by Blair, and Putin, etc. Isn’t there some possibility that her voice would mesmerize you too, implanting an earworm chorus of “Vote Trump, Vote Trump, Vote Trump” into your memory, blocking all other voices and reason until the moment you enter the voting booth, where with one jerking, reflexive action you steer your hopes, dreams, even your county toward the rocks and pull the lever for Donald Trump, Republican?
16She could be the new Czarina Wendova! So much better than just being one of the ex-wives of only one of the wealthiest men in the world.
17I fear she will come to a violent end, having played on the affections of so many ruthless psychopaths, of which, she herownself is one. Ms. Ivanka may be recruited to play that dangerous game herself.
18Wendy is a person of easily negotiable virtue.
19As the donor lady in Big Bang theory said,
“I’m THAT good!”
20Kinda like the billboards at the county fair ‘hoochy-koochy’ show when you were 15.
21There must be some way to work in a Manchurian Candidate twist to this story. So many possibilities.
22Nahhh..she is from the wrong part of the world for Donald. And she is too old. But given her history with Murdoch, Blair and Putin he may not be able to help himself. Or would like to. After Nov. he won’t be able to afford her unless he does win.
23These family values people have more interesting lives than us lowly serfs.
Well after taking two aspirin with a glass of Greek wine, I decided that this sudser was too good to be made up. One hardly knows if tears or laughter or both are appropriate. But Wendy is a crone on the trump scale. Maybe her daughter…..
24Well, bless her heart.
25Man-chewing-up Candidate, is that what you said? And I’m afraid that if Mz Decherdochblin is interested in moving UP the ladder she won’t be stepping down a few rungs to hop into Trump’s bed. No way! Putin is more powerful, smarter, better looking, better educated and far more interesting; Trump is a blowhard, a bully and a bore! (Full disclosure: *NOT* a Putin fan!! But if one had to choose…)
26Aggieland Liz, isn’t that like the choice between cholera and poison?
27Scumpf will set up an apartment for Wendydear in NY so he can use her to add to his “cheat on Melania” corral. Besides, she can go between Scumpf and Vladdy.
Y’all have heard that Scumpf’s manager, Manafart, has received $millions from his own, personal Ukrainian, pro-Russian pals. It just broke today and I read about it in Wapo. https://goo.gl/72FBMC
In the Olympic Spirit, I bestow the gold medal for Slimiest to Scumpf.
28Jeeze, this is turning into a lurid political potboiler paperback.
Nobody would ever publish it, though- too implausible. So it would be a free Kindle download.
29@Slipstream, perhaps you could teach Trump actual sarcasm.
I am not usually a fan of criticizing politicians for the behavior of their family members, but Ivanka hanging out with Wendy overwhelms that rule. Damn, these people are clueless. Does Ivanka think this is good publicity for Daddy?
30@Mike – that’s really good
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