Who Could Have Guess?
The Hissy Fit Version:
Her name is Audrey Whitlock and she believes that the Democratic Governor’s stay-at-home order violates her First Amendment Rights and her religious freedom. So, to fix that evil stuff, she decided to go out and infect as many people as she could to prove she loves Jesus.
Audrey ain’t alone.
Davidson county resident Colleen Gill Sprinkle told WXII that she disapproves of the restrictions despite having lost her 88-year-old father to the virus and becoming infected herself.
Colleen says it’s not right that you can go to the grocery store but you can’t go to church. The way I figure it, Colleen needs to get her butt to church real bad because she killed her damn Dad with a virus she caught out playing around at a political rally. Colleen, you don’t need church, you need a come to Jesus meeting and Jesus says he’ll meet you alone in your closet.
Oh Sweet Jesus, protect us from your followers.
A curious response. In my neighborhood we have had examples of people who thought they were covered in the blood of Jeebus (ugh!) but died anyway. Their survivors have had the decency to request everyone else to behave with more discretion than their relative.
Upon reflection, I begin to think the the old-time practice of locking up the family’s defective in the attic was wiser than we like to admit.
1So called distancing is not on the itinerary.
Marx Bros: Ordering dinner and crowded cabin courtesy
2https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFu0KyrNAAA
‘Two Americans’
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1LUSfQ3XkQ8
Never ever thought I’d be posting something pertinent from a Republican Super Pac but yes, Treasonous Trump is that bad.
3I don’t understand this need to pray in a church to practice your religion.
I pray in the pasta isle and the pot shop.
4Allowing the Corona Virus to run unchecked, espiacially in nursing homes etc, is the thuglicans plan to save Social Security.
5Enough oldies die and they accomplish 2 goals.
The first to to reduce outgoing payments by social security thus saving money and
The second is reduce the number of votrs who will vote against granny starvers, like Paul ryan, and allow anti- social security whack jobs a “fair” shot during elections.
I know I always sent urgent prayers just before my Algebra tests; as long as there’s Algebra, there will be prayer in schools.
6@WA Skeptic-I did the same prayer when Algebra tests were given. One day, I heard the voice of God as clear as I hear my own. He said, “I was told there would be no math.” Pence and his no mask idiocy is to be expected-that way all of the patients can see his fake smile to go along with his fake concern for their well being. Wonder if he gave out free MAGA hats and shirts?
7Karma always knows your name and address!
8Anyone else remember when the Republican Party had a shit hissy fit over disconnecting one brain-dead woman from life support? How they rushed through legislation, one alleged Republican MD representative claimed he saw on a video signs that she was conscious and coming around, and Jeb(!) issued orders from the Governor’s office in Florida to keep her plugged in?
Terry Schiavo was in a persistent vegetative state, and her husband and family had agonized for years over the decision. But that made no difference to the Republicans. The autopsy showed that she never could have regained consciousness, or even breathed on her own.
Now it’s ok to kill off grandpa, and WTH, 3% of the population while you’re at it. Just so your stock investments don’t go down.
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