… along comes Joel Osteen and his Inspiration Cube.

Throw away your Magic 8 Ball, your ouija board, your tarot cards.  There’s no more crystal balls, there’s the official one and only new and improved Joel Osteen Inspiration Cube.

Click right here to get a free listen and check out the $39.99 sale price with free shipping and handling.

And if you go all the way to the bottom, you can see that this fine product, almost semi-guaranteed to save your mortal soul, is brought to you by the same fine people who brought you Copper-Fit, Snackeez, and NuRazor. You know it’s gotta be good if it’s advertised on teevee after you go to bed.

Due to special nano-technology, electronic engineering, space age development, and magic, you can listen to Joel while relaxing in your home, preparing meals, and yes, even at bedtime.  And free of charge, I know this is hard to believe, you can even use your earbuds with this bargain of scientific development.

I don’t know about God, but Joel wants you to spend money, money, money with absolutely no means of visible community support to show for it.