What The Hell?
Quite by accident this morning, while smiling at the names of other worthless Republicans piling up to run for Joe Barton’s newly empty, I came across something I had completely forgotten.
One year ago, Barton’s chief of staff, James Maines, faced his own sex problem, child pornography.
The Mesquite, Texas-native pleaded guilty in December to the charge, admitting that he tried to forward “five child exploitation images from his email account to his U.S. House of Representatives email account.” Investigators also found traces of child porn on his computer “as early as 2004.”
Before a new congressman comes in, they need to scrub down that office with Lysol.
Might as well scrub down all of DeeCee while they are at it.
The party of “Family Values” exposing themselves…
1Prolly need a fresh 1:10 dilution of household bleach. How much liquid would it take to soak 69 or so acres?
2Gonna take something a whole lot stronger than Lysol or bleach! Do those come in super industrial strength?
3I think a good spraying of Raid! would be better. For myself, I always drowned roaches in the stuff until they stopped moving just so one might not stagger off and help future generations develop resistance. Fortunately I now live somewhere that roaches aren’t so prevalent.
4How much child porn does James Maines need? He has to be able to access it from multiple email accounts, presumably on multiple computers?
Sometimes I think I’m being indecisive while I waste 5 or 10 minutes trying to figure out what to watch on Netflix, HULU, and Amazon Prime. If James Maines is any example of a man who knows what he wants, and how to get it, I’m glad my greatest failing might only result in wearing out buttons on my remote control.
5And just today, Chuck Grassley said the rest of us spend too much on booze and women. He said “movies” too. Hmm. I wonder what form Maines’ child porn took? Do the pics move?
Grassley was right! Only his target was wrong.
6Micr, to clean 69+ acres would a GBU-43/B be too much? There’s something attractive about replacing MAGA a$$hats with MOAB ashes.
7Oh, come on, people. DC is a city with about 680,000 people in it. The proportion of its inhabitants using child porn is probably no greater than in your city or state. As for congressvarmints, a lot of them don’t live in DC anyway. They may camp out in the ritzier parts of northern Virginia, especially the Republicans who wouldn’t find the blue suburbs of Maryland too simpatico.
8@Jane & PKM
MoaB might border on overkill, but I understand the point.
In a previous occupation, some of the SWAT deputies described their Berrett 82 caliber .50 rifle’s impact on hostage situations as “671 grains of negotiation”. Think of the GBU-43/B as 11 tons of negotiation when it absolutely positively needs to be there overnight.
9Isn’t your life going to be lonely without this jerk?
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