What? Are You Putting Prozac in the Water?
Uh, not unless we let high school sophomores who just finished reading “Atlas Shrugged.”
But, Rand Paul thinks we’re finally ready for him. He’s considering running for President.
“I would absolutely not run unless it were to win,” the Kentucky Republican said on “Fox News Sunday.” “Points have been made, and we we will continue to make points. But I think the country is really ready for the narrative coming — the Libertarian Republican narrative.”
Voters want a “different face,” he said.
Yeah, especially one with a dead squirrel on top.
All that self-indulgence from Ayn Rand can only lead to delusions of grandeur. Ron Paul got .02% of the vote when he ran in 2012. Key to that number? The stoners forgot to vote.
To paraphrase on of the former senators from my state, Roman Hruska, dead squirrels deserve representation too.
1I think he should run.
May be the end of the teaparty.
2Another politician, like sarah, I can’t remember a newspaper I read, palin. Making noise about maybe, possibly, running for POTUS, collects a lot of money from poor people and then chooses not to run, and by golly, has loads of money left over to retire with.
3Insert creative cussing here. That critter is not ready for prime time. Or anything else.
Lindy
Hippie in the Hollar (Kentucky)
4Prozac and other antidepressants….
http://www.politicususa.com/religious-red-states-consume-antidepressants.html
Kentucky comes in at 45.4. There is something in that water.
5“I would absolutely not run unless it were to win”. A sophomoric comment by a intellectually disabled dreamer.
6Well, Randall, there is another deluded Repig tossing out his lame name here in Tennessee – we know him as Bob “Check Into Cash” Corker from Chatta – you may know him as “pretending” to be the mod RePig in the Senate. Two words: HE LIES. We plan to send him back to Chatta and put Lamar Kamikaze Out to pasture here in Tennessee~
7I want him to run in 2016 because it will give the American people the chance to see what a huge nutzo he is. He thinks voters want to see a “different face.” Well, when they see him they’ll see one, and they’ll also get a chance to hear him say stupid stuff like if some Americans don’t have insurance, let them die, the United Nations is trying to “takeover” the American government, it’s okay for business owners who take advantage of tax-supported services to ban certain people from their businesses, and we don’t need no stinking environmental regulations, let them corporations do whatever they need to do to keep making millions for their shareholders. He’ll make a huge splash with the libertarians and conservatives, but his message will sink like a huge rock in a bathtub with the rest of us.
8Voters need a “new face”. Which one is this two-faced TEA Partier going to show the voters?
9*Voters need a “new face”*
Let me guess; this is code for…a white face, perhaps?
Let this little weasel run, Hillary will run him into the ground!
10I think he’s a grifter like his dad, he’ll run every 4 years for the next 20 and just keep raking in the campaign contributions.
11Rand is pro-medicare.
Seriously.
He was an eye doctor and guess where most of his practice’s income came from?
12Cover your eyes, Momma, but….
Methinks the turd doesn’t fall far from the a$$h0le.
And that does for George Pee, too!
13Kay Carrasco … I think you made the biggest splash on this one!! My best laugh for the day!!
14For every winner there must be dozens of losers. Rand Paul will be welcome in their ranks.
15Vets give Prozac to dogs when there is no othe way to stop them from chasing their tails. Sounds like Rand Paul to me.
16Rand Paul! Because, Because… uhhh, no wait! I got this. It’s… it’s… uhhh…. it’s gone. Hey, look, a black helicopter.
THAT’S IT!!!!!
(I think my cat’s a democrat operative….)
17I hope Rand, Cruz, Walker, Ryan et al run in 2016. If not, I’ll miss the circus we had in 2012. Oh. I missed Rubio. That’s because I was thirsty.
18Well. between Rand and Dr. Ben Carson, the Rethug primary oughta be a DOOZIE! Both doctors and both bat-guano craaazzzyyyy!
19Oh, we voters are ready for it. Just as we were ready for a Bachmann, Cain, Perry, Santorum or Trump candidacy.
20Like Rubio, this guy impresses me as a refugee from Saturday Night Life and its punchy skits.
Note to Ashley Judd: run for a Senate seat from Kentucky, girl! I know you can do it! You have more brains in your little fingernail than some jackwagon who quite his opthalmology program and then “created” his own board to certify himself! Sleazy peasie!
21As the Republicans and Tea Party wingnuts staff up for their 2014 and 2016 goat rodeos, it sounds like Rand is already in the saddle, shouting, “Giddyup!”
22I seem to remember reading in Mother Jones that putting Prozac in the water makes the perch aggressive. Come to think of it that could pretty well explain Rand Paul now couldn’t it?
23Let’s all take up a collection for the whole Paul family & buy them an island somewhere, where they won’t have to pay those darn taxes & abide by all those darn regulations we impose on them. Does Lord of the Flies come to mind?
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