Well, There’s One Explanation
Trump just walked out of a Medal of Freedom Ceremony today leaving everyone baffled.
Today @realDonaldTrump wandered out of his own office and left Medal of Freedom recipient, Dan Gable, standing there with no clue what to do.
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One possible explanation from a friend of a friend —
He crapped his pants. Look at the faces of the kids around him. They all have “I smell poop” look on their face. When he walked out, he clutched his tummy for a second, as if it hurt. President craps a Lot.
Yeah, he is full of it and kids’ faces never lie.
Thanks to Kary for the heads up.
No matter where you go, there you are.
Amazingly, no matter how often this happens, he’s still full of it.
1He’s our shitting president. And pence is our shitty Vice President. 43 more days of this shit.
2His true colors are showing. It was never about being President. He has absolutely no interest in doing the job. Good riddance to this white trash.
3“He’s gone.” – Dan Gable, medal recipient
Almost Dan. And now we know he can find the door.
4As he didn’t mask his face (any time shown today) perhaps he masked his butt and the WH staff won’t be too exposed.
5“Ya gotta go, ya gotta go.”
6–Last words of Capt. McCluskey, NYPD
@NoelCasler who worked on the Apprentice (proud to say I never saw a minute of it) says this was a common occurrence. Noel has a lot of other insights that he sprinkles freely, tagging all the Trumps, who never seem to push back.
7The honoree’s whole family is there, and none of them are wearing masks. Don’t they know what a COVID petri dish the White House is these days?
8@lazgrl – I’ve been tempted to write about this for a while, but it’s just too disgusting to visualize. Casler says that Trump’s been wearing diapers since the 1990s and they would often have to halt taping the Apprentice so Trump could change his diaper. Insiders apparently nicknamed the Apprentice “The Shit Show.” Mercy.
9Iowans don’t need no steenking masks. Gable is about one rung below the Deity there
10pResident pantload needs to remove himself to the bunker and stay there, until President Biden and Vice President Harris give him the “signal.” Or, he can depart now while the getting is good. Saw where Jughead and Princess Sparkletwat bought a chunk of land in Florida. Do they seriously think they can stay in the US once DOJ is no longer run by Billy Blob Barr?
11Just saw that Jughead Jr. was in Juneau for a fishing trip, and it rained 5 inches in 24 hours while he was there.
12I guess Jughead refers to Ivanka’s husband. This was Trump Jr.
13Sure hope that the -entire- White House and grounds are supersanitized before the Bidens move in.
14He’s going to need fresh diapers tonight with the Supreme Court ruling against him and the safe harbor day effectively closing out all remaining lawsuits at midnight.
15Now we know what he’s doing in the middle of the night when he tweets, melanoma is changing his diapers.
Noel Casler (as lazrgrl noted above) was a “talent handler” on The Apprentice, and knows way way way too much about what went on there. He claims Trump’s drug abuse (cocaine) caused his, ummm, digestive tract issues. That, and his horrible diet. There’s a lot of other stuff, too, about Ivanka (he calls her Vanky, and he was specifically her talent handler) if you want to read his twitter account (@caslernoel). It’s pretty revolting.
16Because , Dirty Diaper HAS to be in the spotlight – if not , HUGE TANTRUMS .
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