Well, Lookie Here
Trump attended the Florida Republican Party fundraiser last weekend. Everyone there was required to check their cell phones at the door and no press was allowed.
Riding the high of the successful event turnout — and without the pressure of press or cell phones Trump transformed into a “total comedian,” according to six people who attended the event and spoke afterward to the Miami Herald.
According to my well-research treatise on humor in Republicans (There is none.), that means he made fun of people in the grossest way possible, imitated some handicapped people, yelled “Pocahontas” while doing the tomahawk chop, and told a few “Jew” jokes that no one understood.
But the highlight of the night was the two American soldiers he pardoned.
He also pulled an unusual move, bringing on stage Army 1st Lt. Clint Lorance and Maj. Mathew Golsteyn, who Trump pardoned last month for cases involving war crimes. Lorance was serving a 19-year sentence for ordering his soldiers shoot at unarmed men in Afghanistan, and Golsteyn was to stand trial for the 2010 extrajudicial killing of a suspected bomb maker.
I wonder how long they are under contract to be his trained monkeys to earn their pardon? Probably until they kill someone else and blame Joe Biden for making them do it. Yeah, I’m bitter about that.
Maybe sing Donnie and the Republicons a couple of verses of “The Sounds of Silence?” That in contrast to the leaked cellphone audio of Mitt Romney saying: “My job is not to worry about those people…” The 47% gaffe tanked Romney.
IQ4.5 has innumerable gaffes, maybe too many to pick just one. So, with this silenced meeting with donors, how about “what’s Donnie hiding?” Or, something. Sad, but in American politics a good one liner can sink a candidate. While I’d prefer IQ4.5 be impeached and he deserves a 25th Amendment solution, we cannot expect Republicons to behave honorably. Thus a plan to defeat Donnie is a necessary contingency.
Odd. Google 25 the 45. Is Google in Donnie’s pocket?
Anyway, thoughts on lines to sink IQ4.5?
1Jane & PKM,
Rump has vented much animosity toward the agencies, imo, it wouldn’t surprise me if it was them. They would know how to hide the bodies.
2Oh, I think you have a lot of company in the Pentagon and other military environs. The Military Code of Conduct is drummed into everyone’s head starting in Basic Training. It’s is no wonder that Dolt 45 knows exactly ZERO about that.
3Perhaps one day the monkeys will turn on the organ grinder.
4There will be video . . . . .There always is.
5OT Merry Christmas to all the women I cheated with. I’m going to do a nickel in stir. My wife will take her lumps later.
Rep. Duncan Hunter says he will resign ‘shortly after the holidays’
Hunter is scheduled to be sentenced in March and faces a maximum of five years in prison, though he is expected to serve less than one year. The six-term congressman and his wife, Margaret, were indicted last summer and accused of spending more than $250,000 in campaign funds on personal expenses, including vacations, household items and school tuition. Hunter was reelected in 2018 after initially pleading not guilty and denying wrongdoing.
“Whatever my time in custody is, I will take that hit,” Hunter said Monday in an interview with San Diego-based TV station KUSI. “My only hope is that the judge does not sentence my wife to jail. I think my kids need a mom in the home.”
Margaret Hunter pleaded guilty in June to one count of conspiring with her husband to spend $25,000 in campaign funds for personal use.
One last grift of the state’s budget.
His move to resign after Christmas probably means Hunter will collect one last full government paycheck. House members get paid monthly, on the last business day of each month.
6Sandridge@6 what are the ages of the 3 Hunter children? Not that it should be relevant. Republicons are willing to rip babies from their mother’s arms and cage them.
Weird google results today. Came up zero on 25 the 45, and now the ages of the 3 kids are apparently a deep secret. What gives?
7Demos how dimwitted rePUKEians are. I could have entered and recorded the entire event with no one knowing I did so. Until I put it on Utube!
8Imaginary Tweet from Trump later this week:
“I held a fundraiser last weekend and I showed my tax returns to everyone in the room, all of them, and everyone agreed my tax returns were perfect, fantastic tax returns, so it’s time for the Democrats to stop wasting time, why would anyone else need to see them now? It’s done, I’ve showed them, finished.”
9Wonder if those proud examples of what the US laughingly call a military rather then be named merc’s as they are wore their uniforms while appearing at a partisan political event.
10A clear violation of the USCMJ but we all know that document has been shredded by the twits administration illegal war of conquest, approved torture, murder and imposition of illegal collective punishment upon afghans and Iraqi’s.
Hey who needs a CMJ when you have an endorsement of the nuremberg defense by the government.
Blind obedience and lack of ethics are what the US military is known for.
It’s highly likely that the Saudi Air Force officer who shot eleven people at Pensacola NAS was pushed over the edge by trump’s decision to make three war criminals his campaign buddies. It doesn’t seem as if he hated America when he got here.
But he’ll go right on slobbering over our “great” troops who have “taken the oil,” whatever that means, and the MAGAts will lap it up.
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