The Beauty Salon’s foreign correspondent in DeeCee has reported sitings of Stephen Miller in fancy-pants restaurants, clouding the atmosphere with the odor of smoldering morals.

We were wondering why the creep was hanging around DeeCee other than scaring the beejesus out of little girls, reporters, and zombies.

Well, come to find out —

Cue the tiny violins. It appears Stephen Miller, noted white nationalist and architect of Trump’s child-separation policy, hasn’t been able to unload his luxury condo at CityCenterDC.

He’s asking a million two for it. It’s been on the market twice and not even a nibble.

My favorite line from the story is this one. When explaining why it hasn’t sold when the market is hot …

But we’d wager the high-profile seller (who once claimed a DC bartender followed him into the street and flipped him the double birds, prompting Miller to throw away $80 worth of sushi) isn’t exactly reeling in local interest.

He and his bride have moved to Arlington.