Well, I Guess It Was The Cloven Hoof Footprints In The Carpet
The Beauty Salon’s foreign correspondent in DeeCee has reported sitings of Stephen Miller in fancy-pants restaurants, clouding the atmosphere with the odor of smoldering morals.
We were wondering why the creep was hanging around DeeCee other than scaring the beejesus out of little girls, reporters, and zombies.
Well, come to find out —
Cue the tiny violins. It appears Stephen Miller, noted white nationalist and architect of Trump’s child-separation policy, hasn’t been able to unload his luxury condo at CityCenterDC.
He’s asking a million two for it. It’s been on the market twice and not even a nibble.
My favorite line from the story is this one. When explaining why it hasn’t sold when the market is hot …
But we’d wager the high-profile seller (who once claimed a DC bartender followed him into the street and flipped him the double birds, prompting Miller to throw away $80 worth of sushi) isn’t exactly reeling in local interest.
He and his bride have moved to Arlington.
I hope he doesn’t get a quarter of what he paid for it.
1And how’s the Old Pretender’s Post Office hotel doing? And Bill Barr- is he still unemployed? I think they will all find out that what they thought was golden was actually what the doctor gives you a cup for a sample.
2Could the Republican Party purchase the house, and use it once a year as a scary Halloween House? Perhaps if Stephen Miller himself agreed to show up and jump out of a closet? It could be a big fund raiser for the GOP, especially as they so love scare tactics, ghosts of heroes and villains past, and imaginary menace. Fox News could drum up business with a weeklong cancel culture segment about The War On Halloween.
3What’s really funny about this is that Arlington is a blue as DC. He won’t be any more welcome there.
4A building like CityCenter has got to have LOTS of comparables for pricing, so SOMETHING is off. The price? The realtor? The “curb appeal?”
Mr. and Mrs. may have thought their Trump connections would deserve a bit of additional ideological investment — like all those Russians who bought at Trump condos at a premium.
My only concern is any impact on the innocent youngster involved (imagine having to grow up in THAT household).
5Better Arlington Virginia than Arlington Texas.
6We’ve got enough on our plate to deal with.
Some people won’t buy a home if someone died in it.
7This one won’t sell because someone lived in it.
Grandma @2: Barr still is not gainfully employed. Rumor has it that he is excreting a book-like object. Which will probably have thousands of copies bought by Republican PACs so they can launder some money for him, and to put it on best seller lists.
I’m sure we’ll all rush out to buy a copy, to see what brilliant and witty droppings Barr leaves behind.
8Speaking of toxic creatures with human features, one ammon bundy has announced his candidacy for the governor of ideeho. And get this, he’s running as a repugnantican! Oh, and he’s so toxic, the ideeho Qgop has declared they don’t want him in their party. You have to be pretty slimy not to be welcome in the repugnantican party there (or anywhere). He has also been barred from the state capital as he tried his own armed invasion there.
9Where’s Putin when you need him, doesn’t he have some money to launder?
10AMEN to that, P.P.@6!
11The Surly Professor says: @8 — re: Barr still is not gainfully employed.
Bill Barr turned 71 years old last month. Lots of people that age are not “gainfully employed.” Ones who are multi-millionaires from years at Verizon, who were board members of major corporations like Time Warner, and who don’t have extensive family obligations (all 3 of his daughters are successful attorneys in their own right) really don’t need a job.
After all, his major hobby of playing bagpipes is unlikely to be a major continuing drain on family finances.
12Actually, yes, northern Virginia is BLUE. And Actually, yes, there are way too many units on the For Sale market right now. The competition is something else. So, why doesn’t he just lease the property? Or is he really actually trying to shed every last bit of his most recent “past” in a run for the hills? Kinda hard to even think that shame could actually sneak u on him.
13Article has been updated – realtor says it’s no longer on the market.
14Maybe they couldn’t find an exorcist to chase the residual demon stink out?
Good idea, Rick. Melania can help with the decor. (Tell her it’s “f***ing Christmas.”)
15He has a *bride*??? That poor girl.
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