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I’m pretty sure I’ve told y’all about GOPUSA, a Texas outfit that keeps me in the forefront all things Texas GOP and crazy as hell.
As expected, here are their thoughts on last night’s debate.
Well, admittedly, we was swinging. He just wasn’t landing punches.
Read their whole story here and see if y’all watched the same debate.
Shucks! This reminds me of the newspaper with the headline “Dewey Beats Truman” or something similar. Obviously GOPUSA had this stuff written up before the Great Takedown! Now, I must politely excuse myself so I can roll on the floor cackling with joy!
1I was unable to watch it last night, but after I have my morning coffee will be a good time to do so.
2AKLynne,
3First, you’ll do best to ‘fortify’ that coffee with a large slug (no, not Donald) of Irish or Scotch whisky, rum or bourbon works too.
Second, hide any throwables or firearms (don’t want to ruin the teevee).
Third, use the teevee remote’s “freeze and/or zoom” buttons (if it’s got ’em) to linger on the Orange Sphincter’s meltdown moments…enjoy
@Sandridge – Don’t forget The Donald’s distracting sniffing. I swear he was coked up!
4He really did suffer from his ego driven “no need to prep-I’m smart enough to wing this” bullshit. And he needs to make sure that if he’s going to snort cocaine before a public debate, he needs to use a handkerchief to at least muffle those 10,000 sniffs.
5@Malarkey – I keep hearing that described, I watched on PBS and never noticed it (but I was doing other stuff too, only paying medium attention).
6In any case if he’s got either allergies or a coca habit I don’t GivASht (I think all that ‘so-called War on Drugs’ crap should be legalized and regulated, it would solve the bulk of the problems).
There is a meth head in my neighborhood who will start a sentence and stop in the middle, blank-out and then continue with info that has nothing to do with the original sentence. You know, like Trump.
7One of my clients used to subscribe to the Washington Post and the Washington Times, and I was often amused by their contrasting front pages on the same news. She used old issues as catbox filler, and I was more than happy to shred the Times so the cats could add more poop to what was already there.
8That snorting and sniffling was so loud, I had to walk in to see who was snorting coke on national TV (I was listening from another room).
Today he is saying that his microphone was defective and wasn’t picking him up well (YET it got his sniffles and amplified them). How does a mic amplify snorts and sniffles – but cut out actual words?
9As a former audio engineer, I’d say the loose nut on the microphone was the real problem.
10I was busy going public service by posting nature pictures on Twitter so those recoiling from Trump in the debates could come breathe a little fresh air. Being on Twitter meant I got a running commentary from those with stronger stomachs than I have. Esp. yesterday when I had had a serious computer problem on Sunday afternoon, driven into the city Monday morning to a fixit place (Emax in Austin, on Parmer and Mopac, really REALLY good!) then drive back and put everything back together and try to catch up on the day’s work.
11And yeah, it sure sounded like Trump was stumped and Clinton did what I’d expected–mowing down the weeds and clearing the ground where he stood in his own mess.
12Used the link to GOPUSA to read article. Waste. Thought I’d check out their site so I clicked on Home. Immediately, not an add, but another web site opened in my browser, and I was notified that popups were being blocked. Exited the site, was paging down to make a comment, and something started playing so loud, the dog ran from the room. Another web site had opened, from just exiting the gopidiot site. Reminded me of that one time I went to a sleazy porn site.
13Ormond – and the short between the earphones?
14I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: “O Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.” And God granted it. — Voltaire
15Well, I watched the entire show … mainly to hear what Donald would say and to hear Hillary’s responses … I was not at all disappointed by Hillary!! Trump, on the other hand, left me hollering at the TV and laughing at the absurdity.
16Not sure what the commenters on that site watching but their comments are as empty as Donald’s answers!!
It was a sideshow and I’ve seen a lot of references this morning on Don The Coke Guy’s snuffling! Do you suppose he snorted a few lines … I suggested he be drug tested!!
I had hoped she would crucify him and she sure as hell did!! LOL I was pleased!! Still am!!
His constant blathering, interrupting, talking over Ms. Clinton showed what an a&& he really is, as if we needed confirmation.
I couldn’t figure out why the moderator didn’t stop him.
Trumpf’s mama didn’t have the help teach him any manners, obviously.
17Watching Donnie is akin to watching the racist ventriloquist with the box full of dummies. Whichever Donnie popped out of the box through the Prozac haze belied his alleged education. His phrasing was considerably more awkward than anyone with English as a second language who has never had any assistance with learning the language. Dementia maybe?
18Drumpf came out swinging alludes to his womanizing or is an offshoot of Kellyanne Convoy’s claims that Drumpf is the Babe Ruth of debates. Drumpf is chock full of nuts. I’ll give him that much. He can’t stand the heat, either.
19I’d like to think we are watching the Republican Party, the so very small Republican Party, drowning in the bathtub.
There needs to be a second major political party in the USofA. Just not the one the Republican Party has become.
20To me, he looked like he was repeating to himself, “Look presidential! Look presidential!!” That consisted of him narrowing his eyes and jutting out his chin. The sniffing was hilarious. Hillary did really well.
21The Chump apologizers are spinning his performance as a win of course, but that’s what they’re paid to do. And the Deplorables are saying that Hillary must have had the questions and answers ahead of time and they are doubling down on Pres. Obama’s birth certificate being a forgery. In their alternate universe it all makes sense. That’s the electorate. Wingnuttery.
22Swinging is normally fine, but not when you’re doing it from a noose.
23The RWNJs are simply POOR LOSERS …
24….and absolutely insufferable winners. Let’s make sure they lose big time!
25Best laugh line of the night… When he said he had the “temperament” to be President after interrupting Hillary regularly and promoting the same old lies for an hour.
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
26OK, Lester Holt DID fact check Trump. And, Trump promised repercussions if there was fact-checking during the debate. Is Lester in hiding yet?
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