How’s That Winning Bigly Thing Working Out, Donald?
Remember when Donald Trump promised us that he’s going to win so much that we’ll get tired of winning? I guess that warranty ran out right after the Republican debates.
She beat him so badly that he has to unzip his pants to see out this morning.
She beat him so badly that Vladimir Putin had to put a shirt on to quit shivering.
I know everyone has a favorite moment. Mine was when Trump was so bigly against the Iraq war that Sean Hannity was the only person he happened to mention it to.
Thank you, Secretary Clinton, for being stronger and smarter than 17 Republican men who tried to beat him.
It was a beautiful intelligent prepared woman debating a 3 year old. I’m a proud democrat this morning!
1My favorite was when HC was talking about how Donald had ripped off taxpayers by avoiding taxes, and he interrupted with “That makes me smart”.
2Secretary Clinton is so grossly out of his league, it’s laughable, yet it won’t change the minds of the Trumpites one bit. That’s what they want, cause that’s what they are.
3My favorite point was AFTER the debate when Trump was walking past the press rope and his entire team around him looked like they had just swallowed a fully-laden dung beetle.
My god, that was an ass-whuppin’ from the word “go.” He looked like an ADHD 13-year-old whose sugar high crashed halfway through the final exam he didn’t study for. He looked like a brawler in the ring with a boxer.
But I think my favorite was the 400-pound bed-ridden hacktivist – turn “hacking” into “tweeting,” and it’s a glimpse of his own Cheeto-covered future after this epic beat down.
4Love the fact that Hill started with a saber and wasn’t the least bit afraid to switch quick as a wink to a meat axe! Go HILL!
5On one side, was some one offering ideas for the the next few years. Most of them will be blocked by the Gross Old Perverts.
6On the other side Don the Con, felliated the low IQ bigots.
Strong Women on one side. Cry baby Drumpf telling lies on the other. No one learned a thing. And Bigots are going to bigot.
The Donald just spewed out ‘word chili™’ * for ninety-some minutes, looked like the huge a$$hole that he is to the core.
Sure hope an extra few per cent of the voting ‘zens noticed and will go for Hilz instead of Donnie Dollarz when it counts.
Didn’t see anything with Kellyanne CONway, wonder how she managed to spin that crap from tRump?
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*”Word chili” is like Palin’s ‘word salad’, but mindlessly spicier and even more incoherent; looks like orangey catcrap too, in a tacobowl, not nice leafy greens.
7Apologies to real chili aficionados (like meself, whom even has a secret recipe that will sear yer hide).
Rastybob: Good point about congress. Repugnantcans have hammered Obama and Hillary hard on not getting anything done in 8 years. Which is really rich considering the mess he inherited and how much WAS done before they got the reigns and pulled back hard. Somebody needs to be in their face hard about the fact that the only options Obama’s left with are executive actions, which are severely limited without causing a constitutional crisis. Which they already accuse him of anyway! And if somebody isn’t already crafting an ad making hay out of his pride in not paying taxes, then democrats deserve to lose, and we are totally screwed.
8Sandridge – I’ve been using “Donarrhea.”
9I loved it when Trump threw out a lifeline (from Who wants to be a Millionaire) asking the media “…But if somebody — and I’ll ask the press — if somebody would call up Sean Hannity”. Sure, the same media that he has lately chastised for everything that hasn’t gone his way.
10I ALWAYS go to Sean Hannity when I need the absolute truth about politics…
11@daChipster, “Donarrhea” is excellent, the NYC version of Montezuma’s Revenge & the trots, scours and squirts.
Guide to contemporary GOP politicians:
12https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bristol_stool_chart
His response regarding his NOT paying taxes reminds me of a famous quote from another famous NYC hotel owner: “Only the little people pay taxes.”
13Tweeted responses to the debate, some NSFW:
http://www.someecards.com/news/tweet-picks/reactions-to-trump-clinton-debate-funny/
“Up next, a college professor debates a feral cat that’s been kept in a bag for 17 hours.”
14Donarrhea reminds me of gonorhhea, though he and his followers greatly resemble the effects of syphilis.
15I’d have to go with her response to her “lack of stamina” as it was changed but trump from “looks”. His dealings are in mansions over drinks and his court experience is let the lawyers handle it. He wouldn’t last two minutes in an actual diplomatic situation.
16I agree with Cheryl too though. I guess the rest of us that pay taxes are just idiots.
I just don’t see how anyone that is not a millionaire could relate to this toadstool.
When it comes to Donny, I am reminded of Honore de Balzac”s quote. “Behind every great fortune is a great crime.” Or. in Donny’s case, an unending stream of small to medium sized crimes interspersed with a few large crimes.
17Hair Drumpf may or may not have the natural ability, who knows? Am I right? to negotiate with our friends and our enemies. BUT what last night proved beyond a single doubt is that Hair Drumpf has the attention span of a butterfly on speed. That boy can prevaricate and deflect simultaneously and at the speed of heat!
18Ah that would actually be 15 Republican men, Carly Fiorina, and Doc Fetanyl.
19Just about my favorite tweet is from Jerry Springer: Hillary Clinton belongs in the White House, Donald Trump belongs on my show.
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