We Hang All Cattle Rustlers But Only After We Give Them A Fair Trial
Breitbart columnist Kris Kobach, who President Trump is considering appointing as his administration’s “immigration tsar,” suggested on Fox Business that creating “camps” for asylum seekers in the United States is such a brilliant idea.
He tells Lou Dobbs right there on teevee …
Number two, and this is deploy dozens of immigration judges as well as a fleet of passenger planes, and the thousands of empty mobile home trailers that the United States owns right now and is attempting to sell at bargain prices on the internet.
Instead of selling them, deploy them to the border cities, and create processing towns that are confined, and so when someone comes in and falsely claims asylum, we don’t release them for six months onto the streets of the United States.
We process them right there, in that camp, where they have the three square meals, they’re living in a nice mobile home, and then as soon as they’re done, as soon as the claim is rejected, they’re on the next plane back home, and then the people back home suddenly realize ‘Hey he just left here two weeks ago, and yet he’s back, maybe going in these caravans isn’t such a great deal anymore.’ So let’s process the claims right there at the border and not release these people into the United States where they just disappear.
The Dobbs jumps in, “And thirdly, bring all of that unused government property to use, effectively and at very little cost, if not no cost, in fact, to the Department of Homeland Security.”
It’s free. Because we only give them three squares a day. Not actual food – just three big cardboard squares a day. Eat ’em, wear ’em, raise them as pets, we don’t care. And we’re not going to have security because we’re building a wall around the place and Mexico is going to pay for it.
It has come to my attention that to sell any idea to Fox viewers, all you have to tell them is that it’s gonna hurt other people a whole lot, and it’s free, free, free!
And so many of them were underprivileged anyway, so this would work very well for them.
1As snacilbupeR go, Kris Kobach is in the top 1% of disgusting. That said, I hate ’em all.
2Speaking of all that “free stuff”: Just as long as the camp(s) don’t have signs above the gates stating: “El trabajo te libera”… ^{/s}
^ I used my best google guess on a translation of “Arbeit macht Frei”.
3If this trailer camp solution costs no money whatsoever, and the housing is just sitting there unused, why not create shelters for American homeless people people, for free? And give American homeless people three meals a day, for free?
The camp wouldn’t even need the cost of a fence so the the whole idea would be less expensive than detaining asylum seekers, which as Kobach & Dobbs noted is free – – so without a fence the American homeless shelter version would have lower expenses, and therefore be generating a profit, right?
4Internment camps again. If this happens, who knows who else they’ll decide belongs in them besides immigrants. And I’m sure it won’t be three squares, a clean bed, good heat and background music piped in.
Rick @ 4,
Like your idea.
All those empy-for-years business buildings, and malls could be bought and converted into housing for the homeless. Instead they sit empty.
5Not at all surprised that Kobach would come up with this bleep. He’s a Nazi at heart. Worse yet he is teaching his kids to walk in his footsteps or is it bookstalls as in hobnail?
Yes sir and ma’am. I do agree that all those empty house trailers, mails, buildings etc. could be revamped enough to house the homeless. And yes there are homeless children sleeping on our streets and steam grates. Does that make America great again or something else? As for the Golden Gibbon and his ilk, they could care less.
6@Papa
Many of “those empy-for-years business buildings, and malls” do get used for housing for the homeless. They just don’t get converted and kept up as the homeless come and go. Maybe it’s time to legitimize reality and ensure if its equability.
7“Hey, he just left here 2 weeks ago…”
How long do these morons think it takes to walk from El Salvador to California?
8Kobach is the “Typhoid Mary” of government fiscal policy, infecting/destroying everything that gets near him, while he walks away unscathed, and with their cash in his pocket. watch him try and sell those mobile homes on Ebay, with the proceeds funneled to his bank account.
9Are these the “nice mobile homes” that FEMA uses to house Americans who lose their houses to hurricanes, etc? The ones that were found to be contaminated with formaldehyde? Is that why they are being sold? And what happens after the next hurricane?
Are we talking one family to a trailer? At least it would be an improvement on separating parents from children, but I have a feeling they’ll be somewhat overcrowded. (Two families? Three?)
Who is providing the “three square meals”? Chef Andres’s World Central Kitchen is stretched thin in Mozambique, Venezuela, and half a dozen other places.
I have other questions, but Kobach doesn’t care. It’s not as if these people are coming from Norway.
10‘Good morning campers! I’m your Uncle Ernie, And I welcome you to Tommy’s Holiday Camp! The camp with a differance Never mind the weather When you come to Tommy’s, The holiday’s forever!’
11We have lots of asylum seekers coming in from lots of different points of entry. What if we were to concentrate them in just a few locations in these camps? We could call them, I don’t know, concentration camps?
And to heck with free; why shouldn’t these camps make a profit? After all, we’re giving them three squares and a nice mobile home; shouldn’t they give something back? Seems like they ought to work while they’re there. Maybe the camps could contract out with U.S. companies that need jobs filled. For instance, I’m sure there are pharmaceutical companies that need subjects to test new breakthrough drugs and medical procedures.
I could even see there being a policy where, if you do so much work, you could earn the right to stay in the U.S., at least on a temporary basis. That could be the slogan of these camps: “Work will set you free.”
Sounds to me like Kobach is on the trail of a “final solution” to the immigration problem. What could go wrong?
12@Harry Eagar
This country, led by the sitting President, has become like Hotel California,
“You can check out any time you like,
13But you can never leave!”
Or instead they could be put up in the empty and hard to sell Trump properties, like Kushner’s 666 building in NYC.
Of course, this is a good opportunity to post my favorite “they shoulda grabbed that domain name, but now it’s too late” site:
http://www.trumphotels.org/
14I’d been wondering all morning, if financial geniuses such as Kris Kobach & Lou Dobbs have figured out a way to house asylum seekers FOR FREE, why have they not suggested it for American homeless people, some who are Veterans? I thought to myself, do Kobach & Dobbs like foreigners and hate Americans?
But then, Kenneth Fair at #12 answered my question. Plenty of ways to squeeze a buck out of illegal labor! Send a busload to Mar-A-Lago as gardeners and maids too.
15“Processing towns” is a phrase that just makes my hair stand on end.
When will someone get the bright idea that there is no sense in wasting plane tickets on people who are going to be rejected anyway?
16Woody Guthrie said it a while back:
My father’s own father, he waded that river,
They took all the money he made in his life;
My brothers and sisters come working the fruit trees,
And they rode the truck till they took down and died.
Some of us are illegal, and some are not wanted,
Our work contract’s out and we have to move on;
Six hundred miles to that Mexican border,
They chase us like outlaws, like rustlers, like thieves.
We died in your hills, we died in your deserts,
We died in your valleys and died on your plains.
We died ‘neath your trees and we died in your bushes,
Both sides of the river, we died just the same.
The sky plane caught fire over Los Gatos Canyon,
A fireball of lightning, and shook all our hills,
Who are all these friends, all scattered like dry leaves?
The radio says, “They are just deportees”
Is this the best way we can grow our big orchards?
17Is this the best way we can grow our good fruit?
To fall like dry leaves to rot on my topsoil
And be called by no name except “deportees”?
Nefer @ 16,
“Processing towns”
I find that term absolutely horrifying. Sounds almost like “processing plants” for cattle and poultry. We know what the outcome is for the cows and chickens.
18Who houses trespassers?
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