We Hang All Cattle Rustlers But Only After We Give Them A Fair Trial
Breitbart columnist Kris Kobach, who President Trump is considering appointing as his administration’s “immigration tsar,” suggested on Fox Business that creating “camps” for asylum seekers in the United States is such a brilliant idea.
He tells Lou Dobbs right there on teevee …
Number two, and this is deploy dozens of immigration judges as well as a fleet of passenger planes, and the thousands of empty mobile home trailers that the United States owns right now and is attempting to sell at bargain prices on the internet.
Instead of selling them, deploy them to the border cities, and create processing towns that are confined, and so when someone comes in and falsely claims asylum, we don’t release them for six months onto the streets of the United States.
We process them right there, in that camp, where they have the three square meals, they’re living in a nice mobile home, and then as soon as they’re done, as soon as the claim is rejected, they’re on the next plane back home, and then the people back home suddenly realize ‘Hey he just left here two weeks ago, and yet he’s back, maybe going in these caravans isn’t such a great deal anymore.’ So let’s process the claims right there at the border and not release these people into the United States where they just disappear.
The Dobbs jumps in, “And thirdly, bring all of that unused government property to use, effectively and at very little cost, if not no cost, in fact, to the Department of Homeland Security.”
It’s free. Because we only give them three squares a day. Not actual food – just three big cardboard squares a day. Eat ’em, wear ’em, raise them as pets, we don’t care. And we’re not going to have security because we’re building a wall around the place and Mexico is going to pay for it.
It has come to my attention that to sell any idea to Fox viewers, all you have to tell them is that it’s gonna hurt other people a whole lot, and it’s free, free, free!