There’s been so much news today that I thought this might slip under the radar and since it’s golden and shiny and covered in glitter, I did not want you to miss it.

A county clerk in Kentucky who was briefly jailed for refusing to issue marriage licenses to gay couples said on Friday that she and her family have switched to the Republican Party because the Democrats no longer represented them.

Rowan County Clerk Kim Davis, 50, who has said her beliefs as an Apostolic Christian prevent her from issuing marriage licenses to same-sex couples, said they had changed parties last week. She was a long-time Democrat in eastern Kentucky.

That was a load off Democrat’s back, Honey.  Kim, y’all have fun with Ted Cruz, Mike Huckabee, and every southern family with a washing machine on the front porch.  Let’s see how long it’s gonna be until they invite you to the country club, sweetie.  Don’t hold your breath now, ya hear?