Mike Huckabee is one damn comedian, y’all.  He said he would interested in becoming transgendered when he was in high school so he “could shower with the girls.”

Let me just say this.  No one, no where, at no time, of any damn gender should be forced to shower with Mike Huckabee.

And then get this:

“For those who do not think that we are under threat,” he said, “simply recognize the fact that we are now in city after city watching ordinances say that your seven-year-old daughter — if she goes into the restroom — cannot be offended and you can’t be offended if she’s greeted there by a 42-year-old man who feels more like a woman than he does a man.”

Does he understand how women’s bathrooms work?  Tell me, is this guy drunk or lost?  Hint: women’s bathrooms have doors on each potty.  We do not, despite whatever fantasies Mike Huckabee has, scamper around nakkid in the bathroom.  Hulk Hogan could be in the bathroom but he’s still not getting into my business.

Making this about “what will we tell the children” is silly.  Grown ups tell their chidden to mind their damn business in the bathroom.

Additionally, you old fool, we don’t have “bathroom greeters.”  I would tell my children – male or female – that if anybody tries to greet you in the bathroom, holler for your momma.

One more thing.  I promise this is the last thing.  I was raised with only brothers, no sisters, I married a man and give birth to three sons, no daughters.  I have shared bathrooms with men my entire life.  As far as I know, the only positions for a toilet seat are up or wet.  It may have been disgusting a time or two or eleven but it hasn’t killed me yet nor, and this is the important part, made me a pervert who is overly concerned about whether somebody jingles or jangles when they go in the bathroom and close the damn door.

And that’s that.