“War On Christmas” Starts in 3-2-1

November 17, 2018 By: El Jefe Category: Alternative Facts

It’s that time of year, folks, for Fox Noise and head-spinners to start the annual phony “War On Christmas”.  After all, book sales are down post summer, and the Caravan is no longer a threat after the election, so the Outrage Machine needs to whip up resentment over restrictions on Yuletide celebrations that don’t exist.  To those who fall for this tripe every year, I offer this:

Merry Christmas!
Happy Hanukkah!
Happy Holidays!
Happy Kwanzaa!
Happy Winter Solstice!
Happy Diwali!

To piss off the Defenders of Christmas, please feel free to add your own greeting!

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