Wanna Know Why Trump’s Speech Was So Bad?
Here ya go …
Texas Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick, goofiest guy in Texas, spent the opening day of the legislative session with Donald Trump. He was “helping” Trump with his speech.
In all honesty, it looks more like Trump was helping him.
Patrick was the champion of the bathroom bill during the last legislative session. (In Texas, we only let the legislature meet for 90 days every 2 years. We kinda regret not making it two days every 90 years.) The bathroom bill would have regulated the use of certain public facilities for transgender Texans. Patrick has thrown tirades over the bathroom bills for the past two legislative sessions and was defeated both times.
So you spent a day with Donald Trump and what did you learn?
When you lose, declare victory and strut, that’s what you learn.
Patrick now says he will not introduce the bathroom bill this session. Wanna know why?“When you win the battle, you don’t have to fight the battle again,” Patrick said, sitting beside Gov. Greg Abbott and recently elected Texas House Speaker Dennis Bonnen, R-Angleton. “I think it’s been settled, and I think we’ve won.”
No, you lost. I do not care how you spin it, you lost. Defeated. Humiliated. Trounced. Conquered.
And now that Democrats have more votes in the Lege, there’s no way you can win this time.
One day. He spent one day with Trump. I swear, it’s contagious.
Just when I needed a snicker!
1@Miz JJ
2+1 for “two days every 90 years”
Donnie, Dan Patrick and Stephen Miller colluding on a speech should have a punchline. It does, one written by David Frum of The Atlantic.
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/opinion/trump-has-defeated-himself/ar-BBRZJxQ?ocid=spartanntp
3Jane & PKM says:
“Donnie, Dan Patrick and Stephen Miller colluding on a speech should have a punchline.”
Donald Trump, Dan Patrick, and Stephen Miller walk in to a bar to work on their immigration speech. The bartender looks up and says, “Is this some kind of joke?”
4Rick, points! The joke on Donnie is the bartender you mentioned will be Old Scratch McConnell.
5So, Dan walks into a bar with a toad on his shoulder.
“Where’d ya get him?” the bartender asked.
“Up in Austin.” the toad replied. “The place is full of em.”
6Does Stephen Miller understand the his words will not immunize him from the mentality of the ticky torch bearers.
7Just give this fool and Donnie the Senator George Aiken (R VT dead) Vietnam War strategy: Declare that you’ve won and pull out (like your fathers should have). I’ll let them do a victory dance if I can avert my eyes and they’ll go away and we can let the adults operate the government and run what’s left of the country
8And speaking of a bad speech, it was also filled with bad lies, which lost a gambling site in Europe over $276,000:
https://boingboing.net/2019/01/09/gamblers-won-276424-for-bett.html
They offered odds that Trump would make no more than 3.5 lies in his eight minute speech, assuming the time constraint would keep the count low. They were wrong.
9Lt. Dan will just switch his fundraising pitch from the bathrooms to the border. He saw that the Prez had aa online fundraiser before and after his speech and will mimic his idol.Glenn Hagar has announced leftover funds from the previous budget and I’m sure it will go to the border instead of schools.
10Rick, those European folks should have done more research. Wind Donnie up and let him go, and he can tell more lies than a flag in a Force 9 gale makes flaps. (That doesn’t sound quite right, but I think you can picture what I mean.)
11Nothing says “Only the best people” like getting Dan Patrick’s help for ANYTHING. Talk about scraping the bottom of the barrel. I mean what the hell, Ted Nugent wasn’t available?
12I thought Louie was the goofiest person in Texas? Dan is more goofy + evil.
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