Here ya go …

Texas Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick, goofiest guy in Texas, spent the opening day of the legislative session with Donald Trump.  He was “helping” Trump with his speech.

In all honesty, it looks more like Trump was helping him.

Patrick was the champion of the bathroom bill during the last legislative session.  (In Texas, we only let the legislature meet for 90 days every 2 years. We kinda regret not making it two days every 90 years.)  The bathroom bill would have regulated the use of certain public facilities for transgender Texans.  Patrick has thrown tirades over the bathroom bills for the past two legislative sessions and was defeated both times.

So you spent a day with Donald Trump and what did you learn?

When you lose, declare victory and strut, that’s what you learn.

Patrick now says he will not introduce the bathroom bill this session.  Wanna know why?“When you win the battle, you don’t have to fight the battle again,” Patrick said, sitting beside Gov. Greg Abbott and recently elected Texas House Speaker Dennis Bonnen, R-Angleton. “I think it’s been settled, and I think we’ve won.”

No, you lost.  I do not care how you spin it, you lost. Defeated. Humiliated. Trounced. Conquered.

And now that Democrats have more votes in the Lege, there’s no way you can win this time.

One day. He spent one day with Trump. I swear, it’s contagious.