Ted Cruz: A Bit Much

January 09, 2019 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

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PERHAPS a bit much?  Ahhhhh … not for Ted.

I think he looks like a guy who’s lost at the bus station and left his luggage over at Terrible Terry’s Pizza and Cheap Wine Cafe.

 

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  1. Steven Zeffert says:

    He’s only repeating this because he knows he actually looks pretty creepy with that fur on his cheeks. Those of us who are truly handsome don’t need to repeat the compliments we receive from friends and strangers alike.

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  2. Sam in St Paul says:

    Why is it that some of the worst people in US politics find refuge behind the support of Israel? It’s OK to demean and oppress Palestinians but Israel can do no wrong. I call BS.

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  3. I don’t want to see Cruz with a beard or any other way except being ridden out of DC on a rail. And now I’m too busy trying to get my breath back after laughing. Man, I don’t know what kind of shrooms that rabbi is on, but that’s some powerful s***.

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  4. Wait, Cruz has a good friend?

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  5. Jane & PKM says:

    Seeing the fungus sprout on Teddie Crooze’s face after his machine gun bacon, that deep draft on the AIPAC cool-aid should take him into a werewolf sasquatch territory.

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  6. To Sean, you wouldn’t call BS if your family was murdered in their sleep.

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  7. In a party full of dickheads, Ted Cruz is among the dickiest…

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  8. Raphael You Lie.

    You have never had a good friend, you don’t today have a good friend, and there is not a snowball’s chance in He77 that you will ever have a good friend, baring divine intervention. And, on a personal note, I find your son-of-a-b*tch-ness undiminished since I first had the misfortune to become aware of you in 2012ish. I can think of nothing redeeming to say about you.

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  9. “… Cruz a Talmudic and Rabbinic look…”

    Lord help us.

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  10. Wow! He’s that desperate???

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  11. Don A in Pennsyltucky says:

    Not having seen any photos, I did a search on Ted Cruz Brard. Surprisingly, there were articles that spoke positively of it. I thought it a bit satanic.

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  12. Oy…

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  13. Ol’ Teddy will have to drop his jockeys to a Rabbi to see if he really looks Jewish. So…maybe not.

    IMO he looks to be channeling the Texas version of Rasputin….AAACK!

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  14. Elizabeth2 says:

    I’m glad he grew it. The more of his face he covers up, the better off the rest of us are.

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  15. slipstream says:

    I’m sure the entire Israeli armed forces will rejoice — and all the soldiers can go home to their families — now that Israel is protected by Ted Cruz’s beard.

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  16. Instead of a wall/fence/grate with Mexico, why don’t we send Ted Cruz’s beard to our southern border, and “put the fear” into the dispossessed of our hemisphere?

    After all, he is a senator from a border state. Put his talents and skills to work right here in America.

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  17. So instead of bringing up that Trumps shutdown is affecting Texas’ state parks, federal workers, tax returns, food stamps, etc……. “Hey lookee at my beard”

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  18. Aw, bless his little pea-picking heart.

    He’s so frightened and insecure that he has to post an extremely over-the-top `compliment` to make himself feel better. Poor little boy.

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  19. That Other Jean says:

    Oh, please. That “beard” is barely more than peach fuzz. He still looks like Ted Cruz.

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  20. Does “Fear of the Lord” include fear of laughing yourself to death?

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  21. He is such a putz. Black tube socks with chanclas kinda putz.

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  22. I was watching some news last night and caught a glimpse of the mess on that guy’s face. I couldn’t immediately figure out who that unshaven slob was but it finally dawned on me that it was Cruz. I had a good laugh at that for sure. He does look like one of the people hanging out asking for handouts in NYC.

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