Wait! Wait! Wait A Damn Minute!
There is a giant headline on CNN saying that Rudy Giuliani has been suspended from practicing law in New York because of his lies and whatnot over Donald Trump.
Okay #1: Rudy Giuliani is a licensed attorney? I thought he was just a showman who hangs out at Four Seasons, any Four Seasons, doesn’t even have to be in New York.
#2: Does this have anything to do with drippy sideburn leaks?
#3: Was this meant to send a message to Trump’s other “lawyers?”
#4: I’m sure the Alabama bar would welcome him with open arms and help him set up an office at the Four Seasons Trailer Park and Bait Camp.