Trumplandia

August 24, 2015 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

No, I am not kidding.

A white supremacist who has been trying to establish a white’s only town, has found his hero.

Craig Cobb bought $10,000 worth of land in North Dakota, just shy of the Canadian border. He has some grand plans.

Screen Shot 2015-08-24 at 10.50.38 AMThe sale included an old bank and two nearby residential lots. Cobb wanted to turn the bank into a church for his racist religion, Creativity Movement, which teaches the superiority of white people. The residential lots would be for church members to settle and start a new community together.

He also planned to change the town’s name to “Trump Creativity,” or “Creativity Trump,” in honor of Donald Trump, who Cobb admires deeply.

Oh good Lord.

Can we just drop the word “racist” from the dictionary and replace it with the much nicer “Trumpite.”

Thanks to Craig for the heads up.

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  1. Polite Kool Marxist says:

    Ironically, these little pockets of 1 or two “cooperating” idiots reveal the fact that they are such haters that they hate each other. The Bundy Ranch is a fine example of these clowns eventually dissolving into a circular firing squad.

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  2. Paul Lynam says:

    I vote for “trumpling”, which has the virtue of implied pudginess.

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  3. I had heard about this guy some time ago and was wondering lately what happened to him. Well, now I know that he isn’t any saner.

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  4. People who think whites are superior to everyone else always prove that we aren’t. (Same goes for racists of any race.)

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  5. Polite Kool Marxist says:

    “Trumpite” “trumpling” …. or, how about the “rumps” that put the rump in T-Rump?

    If T-Rump runs independent, he can call himself the Rump Party.

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  6. The Emperor of North Dakota needs some new clothes. White Trump hat, with the slogan “Make America White Again” stitched across the front, in white thread. That’ll tell ’em. All white, all the time.

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  7. Anyone have a clue what VADAKIN on his cap means? There’s a Vadakin Inc in Ohio, but I don’t see a connection to North Dakata.

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  8. Polite Kool Marxist says:

    Micr, isn’t he a little too old to be a Vadakin (the love child of a Putin and a Palin)?

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  9. Look at Vadakin:

    Odd

    http://www.vadakin.com/

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  10. Oh, but Antler, ND is the home of the “I Have No IDea Bar!” Seriously. Google maps, zoom in and, Ta-dah! There it is! But I couldn’t find the church, even on satellite view.

    The racist creep has failed again because the seller didn’t sell to him after all. The town managed to outbid him. The seller had recently moved away. He says the residents are upset with him for planning to sell to the slimeball. I imagine so. It had to be difficult for them to raise $35,000 to keep their town out of the hands of that a$$hole.

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  11. Old Mayfly says:

    I had forgotten the details on this guy so I looked him up on Wikipedia. Once he posted a liberal-leaning judge’s home address with map to her home on a neonate site.

    Not too long thereafter two people were murdered in the judge’s home. (My memory is getting so bad I can’t remember who.)

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  12. Old Mayfly says:

    Damn auto-correct!! Not a neonate site. A neo Nazi site.

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  13. I like Berkeley Breathed’s tag of StormTrumpers. Mostly because of the way he tied it back to British slang for a flatulent fellow.

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  14. Old Mayfly says:

    I wonder of VADAKIN is a play on “Vatican.” This coot’s church is “Christian Identity.” Maybe he’s the pope of it.

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  15. Marcia in CO says:

    If this Cobb jerk is any indication of all that white superiority crap, then I want to change my color … I’m extremely white but Cobb makes white a dirty word!!

    Glad that the little town wouldn’t let this creep slime his way in …

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  16. Marcia in CO says:

    Old Mayfly … if not the pope, at least the Poop!! LOL

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  17. @PKM

    Putin and Palin’s love child eh? Thanks. Now I’ll need the brain bleach el grande. Grassy ass.

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  18. daChipster says:

    Ever notice how everyone braying on about whites being “superior” are anything but? In fact, they’re markedly INferior, each and every one.

    It’s almost as though, if there were no one designated as statutorily and religiously below his rung on the evolutionary ladder, that he’d have to sit there, stinking up the room in his pantload of inferiority, until someone came to change him.

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  19. I’m voting for Trumpist. Then we can have a genuine Trumpist in a Tea Pot, or in this case a Tea Party.

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  20. Lunargent says:

    I’m guessing that the meaning of the hat is that it was free.

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  21. Begonia Buzzkill says:

    When winters in N. Dakota get too harsh for Trumpian melanin deprived citizenry, they can trot to Pres. Trump’s new warm vacation spot. Bonus! You can spend money to make money

    reported from his Alabama’s event:

    ““Hopefully, he’s going to sit there and say, ‘When I become elected president, what we’re going to do is we’re going to make the border a vacation spot, it’s going to cost you $25 for a permit, and then you get $50 for every confirmed kill,’ ” said Jim Sherota, 53, who works for a landscaping company. “That’d be one nice thing.””

    http://tinyurl.com/o2ygu26

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  22. Can we call the loud female versions Trumpettes? (The noisier male ones could be Trumpones.) Not to insult the orchestral brass section, of course.

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  23. It is difficult to say what “VADAKIN” stands for since the spelling skills of konservatives are always suspect.

    Perhaps his VAD is AKIN.

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  24. In some ways Trump has set up the ideal strategy for a Republican candidate. He can talk as crazy as he wants and appeal to the base. Then, if he were to get the nomination (he won’t), he could immediately move to the middle. There would be no cognitive dissonance because where Trump is concerned there is no cognition to begin with.

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  25. @Laurel
    Trumpettes sounds more like four girl doo-wop group.

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  26. two crows says:

    As some sort of publicity stunt or something [I’m guessing] Cobb got his DNA tested to prove how whiter-than-white he was. The fool was stupid enough to have the reveal done on TV. And guess what? He’s 87% European and 13% Sub-Sahara African. Gee, what a surprise. Just like every other person on the planet – he’s a mix of different races. Actually, I’m rather surprised that only 2 showed up in his DNA – I’m guessing most of us have more.

    Of course, he immediately denied the science of DNA and accused the people who analyzed his blood of having a political agenda. Unlike himself, obviously.

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  27. The hat printer made a mistake and spelled Vatican wrong. They sell these hats for €5.00 in Italy, mostly to collectors and illiterate Americans.

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  28. Is there a law somewhere that says that guys like that must be physically repellant?

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  29. BraxtonBraggart says:

    I never understood why he wanted to settle in Leith, North Dakota, when the town of Heil is just up the road. Seriously, he might have been welcomed there.

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  30. Sam in San Antonio says:

    It’s ironic that those who trumpet white supremacy appear to be the ones that skipped a rung on the evolutionary ladder.

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  31. Broomhilda says:

    Trumplestiltskin??

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  32. Broomhilda says:

    @Debbo…
    As for the citizens of that area trying to raise $35,000, they could always start a GoFundMe site, or one of that type. After all, if homophobes could raise over $200,000 for those bakers who closed down because they wouldn’t make a wedding cake for a gay couple, I’m sure they could raise much more than $35,000 to buy the town.

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  33. Hurray, Broomhilda. I love the name Trumpelstiltskin, who’s picture, by the way is on the current cover of Time Magazine.
    That’s one issue I’ll skip.

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