Trump Is The Reason For The Season
Okay, so you know how Republicans are all Super DeLux Brand Christians this time of year and pitch Holy Wars over the guaranteed fact that they can’t say Merry Christmas because we won’t let them?
And how they bemoan that Jesus is forgotten this time of year, especially on Starbucks cups?
Well, thanks to Donald Trump, that’s not true any longer.
They just changed Jesus’s name to …
Yep – Trump Christmas Wrapping Paper, complete with the name of their Lord and Savior.
You can go see it right here. Or if you can’t bring yourself to do that, here’s a sneak peek.
This isn’t being done by some outlier Republican group. No sireeeeee. This is sponsored by the National Republican Congressional Committee. Yeah, the big guys.
Their fundraising letter adds —
No, Honey, I suspect you’ll still be hawking this crap when Trump and everybody who had ever smiled at him is in prison.