Trump Heights
Well, this is nice.
Yesterday, Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu held ceremony and named a plot of land within the Golan Heights “Trump Heights.” There’s a picture and everything.
I’m kind suspecting that Trump will want to build a golf course there and maybe some cages for brown children – two of his favorite urban renewal projects.
I give it until next week to go bankrupt.
Thanks to everybody for the heads up.
Yes, well — the way Trump has been cozying up to most of the strong men in the area, Netanyahu figured he’d better get busy in the flatter-bribe-repeat department before Trump gives Saudi Arabia permission to push Israel into the sea.
1Should be better known as The Heights Of Idiocy.
2Well, that’s a big middle finger to the Palastenians, isn’t it?
3Without Belsen Barbie and Jackwagon Kelly running DHS, Stephen Miller isn’t enough in the torture of children to satisfy Donnie? Now he’s resorting to consulting with Bibi on how to run apartheid with military flair. Up next will be Mohammed Bin Bone Saw consulting on education and medical tents.
4It seems unlikely Target would ever build a store in a part of the disputed territories named Trump Heights. Their big red & white bullseye would be way to much of an attractive nuisance for protesters.
5My God, I am so old that I can remember various parts of local geography called The Bottoms. And that was because it was!
6One can only hope Trump Heights becomes a magnet for enemy fire.
7It’s Potemkin’s village. There is no town. They can’t even get a permit to build a town till the next election.
8A perfectly fitting tribute to Donzaac Trumpheim, it’s all 100% FAKE.
9There is no ‘Trump Heights’ town platted, no roads or streets, no infrastructure whatsoever.
The only things there are/were a big patch of ARTIFICIAL grass and a fancy PORTABLE sign [and a few folding chairs].
The fake grass was likely rolled up as soon as the ‘crowd’ left, the gilded sign will be trundled off to a storage shed in a week or three [before the sun and weather can fade it]. Judging from the dirt patch in the background of the pic, they bulldozed whatever natural vegetation was there and left bare ground. That sloped ground will turn into a muddy erosion scarred mess with the first bit of rain, which might be a while in that arid region; meanwhile the wind will carry off whatever useful topsoil there may be, leaving fallow ground.
IOW, a perfect metaphor for the world’s greatest fake loser and possessor of “The Shit Touch”, whatever Comrade Donnei touches or is associated with, turns to shit or rots.