June 05, 2020 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
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My name is Susan DuQuesnay Bankston. I live in Richmond, Texas, in the heart of Tom DeLay's old district. It's nuttier than squirrel poop here.
I am honored and privileged to know Miss Juanita Jean Herownself, hairdresser extraordinary and political maven. Since she does not have time to fiddle with this internet stuff, I type her website for her and you can read it if you want to. If you don't, she truly does not give a big bear's butt.
A lot of what I post here has to do with local politics, but you probably have the same folks in your local government.
This ain't a blog. Blogs are way too trendy for me. This is a professional political organization.
I was gonna go with ‘The Yard’ as in prison yard. (Here’s looking toward the future.) But, wanting something better and never having served time, I went to a page that purported to be a prison slang reference page and found ‘Ding Wing’. A much better fit for the occupant.
1Pig Pen?
Or possibly The Big House. After all, it’s a Federal property surrounded by guards – sort of a Club Fed for Drooling Donny.
2When Jimmy Carter was in the White House, he and Rosalind purchased (at their own expense) a swing set for Amy. The Park Service set it up in some convenient but out of the way spot.
Some Republicans of that time expressed outrage because of (I don’t know exactly why). When Amy outgrew it, the Carters donated the swing set to a DC non-profit day nursery that cared for children of low-income working people.
3Some have called for an end to the police tactic of confiscation to pay for a city’s budget. Let’s end confiscation and celebrate by one final huge confiscation of every last profiteered dime Donnie* and his* crime family have stolen during each and every one of their lifetimes. Use that money to fund a beautiful prison compound, relocate the WH fencing and reimburse whichever state loses that lottery for the land that will be needed. Sorry about your luck Arizona, but having driven through your state, Yuma is ideal unless you locals can think of a better spot.
Call it: Donnie’s Last Stand
“Stand” for the vegetative state of his mind
4“Last” because we hope it will be the last we see of him
“Donnie’s” because every criminal in the compound will be beholden to Donnie for their criminal status
and yeah, a little cheesy Custer reference comes to mind, too.
Great, we finally have the virus contained!
5As long as they’re already on Trump’s $hitlist:
The Great Wall of China
6This one keeps the barbarians & contagion inside.
Life plus 99 years in the wire cage.
Remember what the impeached pestilent prisoner always said boys… ‘Don’t be so gentle with em’.
http://fanaru.com/forbidden-planet/image/283273-forbidden-planet-monster-gif.gif
7I see #babygate is trending on Twitter! LOL!
8Mexico didn’t pay for that fence, but how much you wanna bet it was mostly Mexicans putting the damned thing up?
9Psycho Pen
Washington National Zoo Annex. Beware they have an orang(e)utan that likes to wear a suit and fling feces!
10Just a sign that says,
11“Please Do Not Feed The Orangutan”
Chicken Coop
12These are all brilliant. Best I could come up with is The Whining Wall.
13Andy Borowitz (of The Borowitz Report) says the wall is to keep staff from quitting en masse.
14Weld the gates shut and build a new White House. This one has been irredeemably disgraced.
“Lock him in. Lock him in!”
15The Mexicans will be happy to pay for it if they can be assured it will keep trump in
16Once he leaves? “Mr. Biden, tear down that wall!”
17As I recall, they had fencing like that at Woodstock. A thousand hippies turned it into a sidewalk.
18How about the Executive Romper Room?
Or Boss Tweet’s Crib?
Or Liberty’s End…
19Since it’s for the bunker baby, the whiner in chief, it should be spelled “whaaal”.
20I have always wondered, since the time Trump took Lindsay Graham out to play golf and Lindsay came back and has been a faithful soldier for Trump. I wondered what Trump had on him, today I read a report that Lindsay for years has been using an escort agency, who have signed a NDA. Has anyone else heard of this?
21Know I am a pest but I also read the they have changed the way that un-employment numbers are counted.e.g. If you are
22laid off because of coronavirus you are considered employed.
“The Official Rectum”
23Bitch Bunker Outer Perimeter
24RE 17, theotherjean: View this 30 second video:
The Wall Around the White House
https://twitter.com/democrat_nyc/status/1268623872019935232
Note that 7,535 troops are deployed for the bunker inspector.
25https://twitter.com/dfriedman33/status/1268734470653382656/photo/1
Das Gulag.
26Just found the answer to my question above. It is on Washington Monthly if anyone interested.
27Black Fences Don’t Matter (in the long run)
28Orangutan zoo enclosure.
29Joan @ 27,
30I din’t find a reference to it in the Washington Monthly, so I googled it. Oh yeah…People are talking about it.
Turn it on edge and BBQ for homeless
31To Joan at 21:
That was promoted by a male porn star on Twitter (more specifically, he said that a senator who’s initials are LG hired male prostitutes and forced them to sign NDAs; prostitution is a crime an NDA could not be enforced).
There is only one senator with initials LG.
That said, for many years people have speculated about Lindsey Graham’s orientation, but the magic (R) keeps getting him elected; if it was an issue, he would have been voted out long ago.
The issue where he had the private golf outing with Donald Trump, then became a full-throated supporter causes me to wildly and irresponsibly speculate that there is something else there, as in extortion and blackmail on Sen. Graham.
32James @ 32,
Photos or videos, maybe? Not that I’d want to see them.
33Doonesbury used to draw fences in front of the White House that expressed something about the residents therein.
This one is perfect for that: An ineffective, militaristic-ish, useless waste of the public’s money.
I wonder how many of us could have had financial help surviving the virus shut-down instead of wasting that money on things like this and the troops around the WH and… and… and…
Between things like this and the constant jaunts on our dime, I’m in agreement with Jane & PKM at #4. I want reparations!
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34Ya’ll have some great ones there. I was looking for BabyGate and was not disappointed.
Joan: unemployment figures have been a political football since at least the 1970s and should never be regarded as even a first order approximation of the actual job situation. Among other defects, people who have given up looking for employment are not counted. Every administration (D or R) has found it expedient to finagle the numbers to show low unemployment.
It’s sorta like the Dow-Jones Industrial Average being used as a measure of “the economy”. It’s just plain irrelevant to the overwhelming majority of Americans who don’t own stock and who are still waiting for the Regean tax cuts to trickle down. And I have to insert here Jim Hightower’s version, the Doug Jones Average:
https://www.theledger.com/opinion/20180316/hightower-dow-jones-versus-doug-jones
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