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The Houston Chronicle yesterday morning. Read the first paragraph.
Click right here to see the big picture.
And here it is in the Chronicle.
And you didn’t believe me, did you?
June 13, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
The Houston Chronicle yesterday morning. Read the first paragraph.
Click right here to see the big picture.
And here it is in the Chronicle.
And you didn’t believe me, did you?
Welcome to The World's Most Dangerous Beauty Salon, Inc.
My name is Susan DuQuesnay Bankston. I live in Richmond, Texas, in the heart of Tom DeLay's old district. It's nuttier than squirrel poop here.
I am honored and privileged to know Miss Juanita Jean Herownself, hairdresser extraordinary and political maven. Since she does not have time to fiddle with this internet stuff, I type her website for her and you can read it if you want to. If you don't, she truly does not give a big bear's butt.
A lot of what I post here has to do with local politics, but you probably have the same folks in your local government.
This ain't a blog. Blogs are way too trendy for me. This is a professional political organization.
A very interesting lady.
1I’ll tell you what, this political season has been hazardous to my poor sweetheart’s health! We can’t vote Hil into the White House fast enough for me! And let’s get her a new supporting cast while we’re at it, shall we? I’ve already had too much of Lyin Ryan and McTurtle ought to have been released to the custody of his wife years ago. Hurry up November!!
2Words fail me but obviously didn’t fail some bloviating relative who wanted to make sure to be in her will!
3Thought about it and simply must ask: who the hell wrote that script?
4It may just be Trump’s secret plan. Make the campaign so egregious, he gets people who may vote against him to consider death a preferable choice before the election, rather than face the possibility of a President Trump.
And the sooner they go, the fewer Trump campaign ads they’ll need to endure.
5I may write my obit early and include the phrase “and never voted for a Republican for President’. I feel confident it will hold up. Maybe I will include that my very first vote as a college freshman was by absentee ballot for Hubert Humphrey and list all the Democrats I have voted for since.
6Let’s build a wall to keep haters out. Not a physical wall, but some type of Decency Test. If you can’t be a decent human being, you’re out, even if you were born here.
7I was, of course, using “interesting” in the way my mother used it when faced with something she was too polite to be too specific about.
8I think she was fabulous.
9Um. Ordinarily, when newspaper article [even an obit] or a human person says something outlandish, it or she or he goes on to explain said outlandish thing so non-outlandish people can understand the context or, at least, the rationale of the person who wrote or said it.
In this case, however, the obit simply said an outlandish thing and just left it hanging out there for all to see.
What?
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