We here in Fort Bend County elected the sheriff to go to congress, making our newest congressvarmint a dumb guy but this time it’s a dumb guy with a gun.

Troy Nehls, with his mail order degree from the prestigious Liberty University of fallen Jerry Falwell fame, is a Trump Republican. Yes ma’am, he does have some goofy looking hair and he’s so short that you can see his feet on his driver’s license photo.

Well, you send a dumb guy to DeeCee and he generally doesn’t stand out much.  But, this guy has distinguished himself as “not a mathematician” and “poorly defined ethical limits.”

He hasn’t been there long enough to hatch an egg but he’s already in trouble with the FEC.  Among his reporting problems.

Illegal and excessive contributions and failure to report major contributions

Embezzlement of campaign funds

Inability to do arithmetic

Inability to read previous report

Failure to report conduit contributions correctly

Okay, so that’s a pretty long list.

Here’s the person suspected of embezzlement or at best he ‘accidentally’ used campaign funds for personal expenses.

There is no Daniel living at that address but seriously, how drunk do you have to be to make illegal charges on the campaign account of a guy who’s sheriff?  I’m saying so drunk that you have to hold onto the grass to keep from falling.