You can hardly blame North Carolina for being so concerned about bathrooms.  After all, they are full of crap.

North Carolina on Monday filed a lawsuit against the federal government in response to a letter from the Justice Department that gave the state until the end of the day to scrap a controversial law regarding access to public bathrooms or risk losing hundreds of millions of dollars in federal funding.

To his semi-credit, Governor Pat McCrory explains that he understands how the federal government can say that you can’t have black and white bathrooms, but the toilet stops at transgendered people.  Why?

“We can definitely define the race of people. It’s very hard to define transgender or gender identity,” McCrory said.

Yes, indeed, Governor, you can see if someone is black or white, but you cannot see winkies or home plate. Obviously, this is way too complicated for your average Republican Governor who is drooling for an excuse to see genitals.  Or maybe just drooling.  I dunno.

Don’t Republicans have enough people to hate without adding people who need to pee?