Tomorrow is Good Friday. Make Them Shut Up.
Can we make Donald Trump and Ted Cruz shuddup about each other’s wives?
Since they are all such good Christians, can they just get a hotel room and read scripture to each other on Good Friday?
Y’all keep sending me emails with the subject line “Have you seen this?” No. No, I have not. Don’t show me. I do not want to know. (Okay, I was kidding about that part. Please send them.)
Just make them take a rest over the holidays.
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