To Each Her Own
So the Mueller report (or what is left of it) will be released on Thursday. People have plans:
We’re in Texas so we’re stockpiling tamales, Topo Chico, and about a gallon of guacamole. We’ll save the whiskey in case the report truly does exonerate Trump.
Redact It Black
https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=Paint+it+black
President Donald Trump’s lawyers have reportedly already prepped a 140-page counter-report, though none of them have yet seen Mueller’s full findings and are presumably working off of Attorney General William Barr’s four-page summary. Per Rudy Giuliani, they want to cut it down to 50 pages.
Last but not least: Printed in Sanskrit per U.S. AG’s Office.
1Place your bets on crimes, collusion, and covfefe. IQ45 claims the report exonerates him, thus the odds truly favor win, place & show on the 3 Cs of crime, collusion and covfefe. That Donnie lied is as sure as a bet gets.
2What with all the reactions that Barr will do, I really hope they print it on soft, quilted paper.
3I don’t know what fuels Congressional offices, but personally when I have a reading or writing project it’s coffee while the pages turn.
Then, after the book is closed, drinks. But maybe Whiskey In The House, the Senate, and everyone in the White House except Trump (by all reports) is what got us here.
4I would suggest a small bag of chips and a cup of water. It will take three to four minutes to read the the five pages left of the original report.
5I understand Barr’s office says 50 to 70% of the report will be *redacted*. If that is truly the case, it’ll be like pouring gasoline on an already raging blaze.
6Off topic – today only.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9WKC5sT9Z4
Erik Satie: Once upon a time in Paris.
Edouard Léon Cortès (1882–1969) was a French post-impressionist artist of French and Spanish ancestry. He is known as “Le Poete Parisien de la Peinture” or “the Parisian Poet of Painting” because of his diverse Paris cityscapes in a variety of weather and night settings.
Is Paris Burning? 1966 Film – Hitler orders the destruction of Paris.
Noteworthy: The Walk – 2015 Joseph Gordon-Levit as Philippe Petit, wire walks the span of Notre Dame’s twin towers and later, the twin towers in New York.
7So you’re not gonna drink the whiskey unless Trump is exonerated? Planning a teetotaling weekend, are you?
As for me, I’m gonna take a shot for every page that’s totally blanked out.
I’m guessing I’ll be sloshed before I hit page 10.
8Are they also laying in the Kool-Aid for the republicans who will be privy to this?
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