This Almost Never Happens At My House
On New Year’s Eve. It’s Alabama, so that part is understandable.
A Vestavia Hills couple got quite the surprise on New Year’s Eve when a nude man wearing a presidential mask creeped into their breezeway.
The man, who was naked except for what appeared to be a Ronald Reagan rubber mask covering his head and a sock covering his private parts, ran off when Jersey Belle’s Danielle Yancey and her husband spotted him. The ordeal, however, was caught on their home security video and later posted to Facebook as a warning to neighbors and others.
A naked guy in a Ronald Reagan mask and a sock.
Looks a lot like Jeb Bush to me. I dunno.