This Almost Never Happens At My House
On New Year’s Eve. It’s Alabama, so that part is understandable.
A Vestavia Hills couple got quite the surprise on New Year’s Eve when a nude man wearing a presidential mask creeped into their breezeway.
The man, who was naked except for what appeared to be a Ronald Reagan rubber mask covering his head and a sock covering his private parts, ran off when Jersey Belle’s Danielle Yancey and her husband spotted him. The ordeal, however, was caught on their home security video and later posted to Facebook as a warning to neighbors and others.
A naked guy in a Ronald Reagan mask and a sock.
Looks a lot like Jeb Bush to me. I dunno.
“Looks a lot like Jeb Bush to me. I dunno.”
Way too scrawny for Bush the Puffiest, or his surrogate George Pee. Based on the knuckle headedness of this maroon, would hazard a guess that he is either a Cr-Ooze operative or a ‘beneficiary’ of Cr-ooze style austerity. Looks like 3 hots and a cot might help him out.
1Some years ago I had a dear relative who lived in Vestavia Hills. Then (and perhaps now) it was a charming neighborhood of family homes built on winding streets and steep lots. My relative often sat on her back deck and exercised her dog by dropping a tennis ball over the railing. The dog, who was waiting below, would then run and run to retrieve the ball as it rolled down-hill.
2Vestavia Hills is clearly trying to catch up to Homewood. http://wwwbirmingham-realtycom.blogspot.com/2011/02/vulcan-moon-over-homewood.html
3Put it in a sock? Thought it was put a sock in it. Kids. Just the Raygun mask by itself should frighten the bejeesuz out of unsuspecting people.
4Ohhh the fun those silly boys from al Abama do have. Betcha mass quantities of moonshine were involved.
5Well, this just gave me a good laugh for the night … time to shut the machine down!!
Lord only knows what scandalous goings on tomorrow will bring … it should be interesting!!
6Of course it’s the Savior of the Known and Unknown World, Ronnie Raygun! Thank you Jeeeeeeeeeebus!
7What was the temperature in Alabama that night? Could have been a pretty small sock.
8Rhea, you made me snort! While embarrassing, it did clear out my sinuses. So thank you, I guess.
9I am visualizing this post combined with the previous one and seeing a guy robbing another guy of his gun but wearing an Obama mask. Wonder why nobody has thought of that yet.
10“It’s mooning again in America.”
11I’d guess a combo of age 16 plus a six pack and a bet did that. The kid looked scared.
12One wonders whether he got the wrong house – does Lindsey Graham live in that neighborhood?
13Actually, it’s genius!
I mean, who would shoot at St. Ronny in Texas?
14Um, I mean Alabama…
Well, you know….
15Damn, I hope that none of my family in Aladamnbama knows this guy! By the way, I am betting that ephedra products were added along with the alcohol. The e-products tend to keep one going whereas the booze could lay you out like a carpet. Just sayin’ . . .
16OK. So I’m just plain damn evil. Went to the website and look at this: Welcome to the City of Vestavia Hills, Alabama’s premier place to live, shop, work and play. A progressive, lively city that captures fine southern hospitality, Vestavia Hills is an economically powerful and culturally fascinating community.
17The devil made him do it. Either that or alcohol. At least he had the decency (?) to cover up his divining rod.
18White, skinny, stupid. And a sock? Really? I guess he has no sense of humor or he’d have laughed that sock off his sock-hanger, pulled on his jeans, and walked on home.
19What kind of cuiture,maggie-Chlamydia?
20Eyewitness account: “It was no big thing.”
21Well, Ronald Reagan always was a sock-puppet for right wing dicks.
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